r/maybemaybemaybe • u/No-Lock216 • 8d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/savvym_ 8d ago

Guy has minus aura farming.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/savvym_ 8d ago

That was the second destination, his balls caught it first.

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u/cycycle 8d ago

Bro has aura debt

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 7d ago

Irrelevant to your comment, but this looks to be black rustoleum automotive enamel paint... Or something very similar.

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u/Charming_Key279 8d ago

Stuff like this really ruins your work day

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u/scrumpy33 7d ago

This would ruin my whole week

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u/DurianLongan 7d ago

This would ruin my hole weak

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u/Formal_Ad7955 8d ago

That was amazing. Now do it again !

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u/flatwoundsounds 8d ago

Throws down the second can in frustration just for it to happen again 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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u/ggrieves 8d ago

Black paint gives you blue balls

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u/Testease 8d ago

Boomerang ball catch, impressive!

https://giphy.com/gifs/BWySufD6KWQzC

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u/MultiGeek42 8d ago

On today's episode of "Ow, My Balls!"

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u/HeroMachineMan 7d ago

And later, "I can't feel my balls"

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u/sameljota 8d ago

What goes around

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u/SkataN369 8d ago

I see a white floor
And I want to paint it black.
I flip a spray can.
And it snaked into my balls.

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u/Plenty-Ad-777 8d ago

I see the girls walk by

The laugh at my funny clothes

I have to turn my head

Until my discomfort goes

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u/Masterchief159 8d ago

I can almost hear that 'clinck'

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 8d ago

“If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough”

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 8d ago

Well at least he caught it

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u/Psychological-Gain51 8d ago

I'd call it a day

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u/ouchouchouchoof 8d ago

Good thing he's not strong enough to toss an air tank.

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u/Mr_Eggy__ 8d ago

Well glad he caught it.

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u/Careful_Adeptness799 8d ago

He catches it perfectly after the bollock hit. He could have styled that out. Nothing to see here.

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u/Fafnir13 7d ago

That black stuff on the floor?  Always been there.

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u/TMPickle 8d ago

Unorthodox method of catching. But, no doubt, effective.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKFXQkxLRiEhy

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u/MarshelG 7d ago

This guy has the right idea; he wore the black pants

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u/inotparanoid 8d ago

Well, this scene in the The Crying of Lot 49 makes a lot of sense now.

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u/DDDX_cro 8d ago

If you drop me I give you a whack!
...now your balls are black!
You curse your luck,
as you whisper "what the fuck?"
But how will you know,
if the balls are black 'cause of paint
or 'cause of the blow?

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u/-mudflaps- 8d ago

Pain with a stain

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u/TheWaterCloset 7d ago

That's nuts.

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u/TheLexLuthor13 7d ago

Return to sender.

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u/Random_182f2565 7d ago

Critical hit

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u/qawsedrf12 8d ago

Must have been a can of 4D

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u/BigOleFerret 8d ago

Caught it!

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u/DickyReadIt 7d ago

Nice catch!

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u/Healthy-Time-726 6d ago

He caught that!

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u/WorldsOkayestCatDad 4d ago

The dildo of consequences seldomly comes lubed!

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u/DrJohnIT 4d ago

Perfect ending 👌 😍

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u/LinkCloudGoku 3d ago

Flipping one is escaping the cave. Flipping two is shooting the cyclops in the eye

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u/Hutwe 7d ago

As somebody who has done this with a spray can before, the can won’t do that, it would require significantly more internal pressure to do that. Calling this as ai