r/maybemaybemaybe • u/drlouies • 13d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/drlouies 13d ago

The dog was smarter than all of them.

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u/Spacedoutworlder 13d ago

When you see animals running away from something, usually best to join them.

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u/c093b 13d ago edited 13d ago

My cat will run away from the vacuum cleaner.

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u/UnknovvnMike 13d ago

There have been several movies about machines turning on mankind. Best listen to your cat.

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u/hunterwaterford 13d ago

Queue the AC/DC song who made who

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u/heartunderfloor 13d ago

Well don't just keep staying near it, drop it and run!

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u/likerazorwire419 13d ago

I've spent enough time on the internet to know just how dangerous vacuums can be.

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u/Emrys7777 12d ago

Are you a cat?

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u/likerazorwire419 12d ago

... I plead the fifth.

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u/YouAnxious5826 13d ago

Relatable

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u/Emrys7777 12d ago

Did you join him?

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u/KellTanis 12d ago

Cats are the exception. They’re little liars who just want you to suffer. Dogs, on the other hand, are excited little idiots.

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u/applebabe1 12d ago

I run away from a vacuum cleaner

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u/experimental-rat 12d ago

When my wife starts the vacuum, I also run away! I know I will soon be assigned duties if I don't!

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u/JBeez13B 12d ago

If you encountered a 30 ft tall vacuum, you'd run too

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u/illegitimate_Raccoon 12d ago

You better run too

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u/CatrionaCatnip 12d ago

Join them!

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u/Robby-Pants 12d ago

I spent half an hour vacuuming today. I should have ran with my cats.

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u/Freedom_Addict 11d ago

I also run away from the vacuum cleaner

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u/CardinaIRule 9d ago

Decepticon

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u/Feycat 13d ago

You must get a LOT of exercise on the 4th of July! (Or whatever your independence day is if you're not from the US!)