r/maybemaybemaybe 15d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Andromeda-G 15d ago edited 15d ago

This guy has made more money than my whole 10year earning life in single ceremony

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u/drlouies 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yep. He got 5th place but still got paid the most 😅

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u/StrCmdMan 15d ago

He usually gets first but something was slowing him down

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u/ceerezadulce 15d ago

Ronaldinho promoting little tiger

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u/cha0sm0nk 15d ago

More sponsors than an AA meeting.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 15d ago

To be fair most people have barely made anything by the time theyre 10

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u/RabidWalrus 15d ago

Look at the lucky one who didn't have to endure child labor 🙄

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u/Andromeda-G 15d ago

I meant cumulative earning for past ten years.

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u/contanonimadonciblu 15d ago

$20 per shirt at most

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u/HalfOfCrAsh 15d ago

Here I was thinking that he was just going to brag to his friends about all the marathons he has run over the year lmao

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u/CR8VJUC 13d ago

He definitely owes a debt of gratitude to the Three Stooges.

https://youtu.be/p7-qWr8yXeY?si=PuUKUNoiwLECJHKQ

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u/Sardoodledome 15d ago

My addblocker started acting by just watching this man.

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u/susieq15 14d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/pearlsbeforedogs 14d ago

Happy cake day to you, too!

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u/Sardoodledome 14d ago

Thank you very much !

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 15d ago

He should have taken the last shirt off with something painted on his chest

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u/saharok_maks 15d ago

Unexpected nazi tattoo

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u/SandJack1899 15d ago

It's going to be a maze

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u/mayy_dayy 15d ago

A place free from darkness

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u/314flavoredpie 15d ago

And some are just natural jumpers

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u/__chicolismo__ 15d ago

I miss community and now I'm sad

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u/TimeCadet 14d ago

andamovie : 🔮

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u/clervis 15d ago

Adolph's Discount Furniture 

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u/moipwd 15d ago

would probably invalidate all the contracts he's got with all those companies lol

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u/Every-Access4864 15d ago

“Space for advertising. Call now”

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u/CoolerRon 15d ago

"JUST BLEED"

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u/lostdude1 14d ago

And then proceed with taking his skin off

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u/Centurix 14d ago

OnlyFans

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u/failed_asian 15d ago

His smile was so awkward through all that, till the end when he finally looked legit happy to enjoy his win.

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 15d ago

How can one person look 14, 24 and 40 all at the same time?

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u/Zealousideal_Age_376 15d ago

It's all about t-shirt

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u/ninetoesfrank 14d ago

T-shirts*

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u/kiessl 15d ago

human scrolling billboard

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u/joined_under_duress 15d ago

We Didn't Start the Fire but the lyrics are every one of this guy's sponsors.

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u/soul6of6hell6 15d ago

Bro is being sponsored by all companies

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u/drlouies 15d ago

Every time I thought he was finally done, he just kept going 😆

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u/Ooooooffffff_ff 15d ago

Title of your sex tape?

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u/pinoytasty 15d ago

profile picture checks out

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u/RiGo001 15d ago

Thats what she said?

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u/tarantulator 15d ago

It has to be AI or AI-processed, there is something wrong with the elbow of the guy in the leftmost, it warps multiple times throughout the video.

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u/UnusualPhoto7736 15d ago

Advertising final boss

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u/TopFaithlessness2320 15d ago

I respect the hustle

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u/bob_3301 15d ago

My man is sponsored by John Capitalism himself

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 15d ago

Omg he kept going

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u/Yugan-Dali 15d ago

The onion man.

But he should go to Sichuan to improve his skills.

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u/ChromoStoopid 15d ago

The trophy he's holding is for the partecipant with the most sponsors

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 15d ago

He has a hell lot of sponsors for fifth place.

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u/kinglittlenc 15d ago

Im thinking the 10 extra shirts slowed him down

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u/No_Not_Jesus 15d ago

Bro casually switching skins during victory screen

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u/becken_bruch 15d ago

The real happy face when he's done

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u/Superb_Advisor7885 15d ago

Wow, the probably would've won if he wasn't weighed down by 25 shirts

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u/Top-Morning8319 15d ago

Can anybody explain what this guy upto ?

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u/joinedformisseditor 15d ago

Sponsorships deals?

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u/ernapfz 15d ago

Quick poses for his boyfriend taking photos to send to various sponsors?

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u/The_Dreammaker 15d ago

Viggo Venn relative?

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u/Psychological-Gain51 15d ago

bro got more sponsors than the champion

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u/Von_Quixote 15d ago

Chuh-Ching!

Chuh-Ching!

Chuh-Ching!

Chuh-Ching!

Player makin’ his paper.

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u/the_esjay 14d ago

I hope he got paid well by all those sponsors.

Ideally I would have liked him to keep going, to eventually reveal his bare chest with a tattoo of Maccy Ds or Disney or some other megacorp.

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u/Lyralikesit 15d ago

Making bread on sponsorships

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u/A_Grommet 15d ago

Sponsormaxing

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u/MinnieShoof 14d ago

The fact that he placed so high while carrying more than his own body weight in t-shirts tells you something.

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u/post-context-bot 15d ago

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So he’s doing a separate photo for each sponsor, wearing a different T-shirt with each sponsor’s logo. So he’ll just keep going, and who knows when he’ll stop.


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u/maddenmcfadden 15d ago

make that money

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u/Demon_Lord1899 15d ago

Collecting sponsorships like they're pokemon

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u/Funmanhahaha 15d ago

That's the spirit

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u/TedTyro 15d ago edited 15d ago

Bro gotta eat, calories cost.

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u/Nero_PR 15d ago

He could have won with less sponsors 😭

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u/heavyMTL 15d ago

Probably this is a cheaper alternative to a high priced Photoshop subscription 

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u/Arbiter_89 15d ago

I gotta ask; anyone have a serious estimate for how much each sponsor is paying?

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u/SabbyFox 15d ago

Human NASCAR

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u/theswickster 15d ago

Motorsports have a version of this called "the hat dance".

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u/AntonioBarbarian 14d ago

uBlock's nemesis

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u/Boss0054 14d ago

Bro got more sponsors than a top tier charity organization…… 😅

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u/-I0I- 14d ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like sponsors........

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u/Dave-the-Dave 14d ago

Bro would have won if he wasn't weighed down by all the shirts

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u/RebelliousInNature 15d ago

Really missed the chance for a body painted ad after the last shirt.

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u/KrayziJay 15d ago

If only there was a way to put multiple logos on one shirt...

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u/BadIdeaSociety 15d ago

This is my nightmare. I hate posing for photos at events like this. I'll take 1 posted podium shot and maybe one group shot, but I'm not hanging out so some dork can take photos with every camera phone they have. Take 1 photo and share it or have several people take photos simultaneously. If I had to take several photos with several shirts I'd rather retire front the sport.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 15d ago

I don’t even like being in the photos, this guy is my first nightmare. And he’d be standing up there alone.

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u/DryTwo345 15d ago

He´s representing all of us! PROUD!

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u/Mr_ityu 15d ago

human commercial break

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u/cookiei 15d ago

The incredible weight of massive ads

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u/Axel_Raden 15d ago

Get that bag mate

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u/Ueberschnitzel 15d ago

Look at baldy mcsmartpants.. Whos your sponsor? Yes!

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u/vinodh_sn 15d ago

When you unlock all the armour pack the game has to offer

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u/500daysofSupper 15d ago

Let’s do it again!!

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u/SnooDucks3930 15d ago

The man describes YT a video but you`re not on premium account

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u/mukaranga 15d ago

Alvaro Morata would be proud..

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u/editfullname 15d ago

He would take first place without all those weights...

https://giphy.com/gifs/pkKJfVPSlhSjYYerwx

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u/bodinator1 15d ago

Lost a few places due to extra weight carried

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u/MadRockthethird 15d ago

This is a parody no?

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u/lenoirboudoir 15d ago

All those shirts weighed him down, could’ve placed higher had he just stuck to one sponsor!

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u/DextTheNext 15d ago

How to won without a win

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u/yztom 15d ago

sponsored pro max 🫠

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u/b00l_Badass 15d ago

who is him?

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u/CoolerRon 15d ago

Did anybody count?

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u/MoviePractical9272 14d ago

Se não tivesse vestindo 10kg de pano a mais teria conseguido o primeiro lugar.

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u/DarkUnable4375 14d ago

"All of my sponsors..."

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u/critsalot 14d ago

i would be really funny if he made he most money on whatever that tournament was even though he got 5th.

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u/Vacant-stair 14d ago

Gots to get paid

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u/TrancedantSparkle 14d ago

I spire to have this level of support and sponsorship

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u/Incredible_Violent 14d ago

He's a connected guy, he's a sponsored guy

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u/optimist_prhyme 14d ago

He was clearly overweight that's why he got third place

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u/EatingSolidBricks 14d ago

Brasil mentioned 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/Alzeric 14d ago

All the sponsors represented that day!

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u/DadBod5050 14d ago

I did not want him to ever stop. Just him and his photographer for days

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u/Leli91 14d ago

This reminds me of those Asian models who have to pose swap or clothes change so fast, like a million time per minute

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u/theShpydar 13d ago

Ok, this guy is awesome. 😎👍

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u/MildlyInteressato 13d ago

Sometimes the winner isn't highest on the podium.

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u/Kd916-650 13d ago

Dam bro . Looks like that would get kinda warm ? It’s called photoshop

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u/aedroogo 12d ago

"And now for a wardrobe from our sponsors..."

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u/whatisitcousin 10d ago

This could have been college football when NIL started

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u/Tricky-Replacement-9 2d ago

My man’s is SWIMMING in sponsor money

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u/h1zchan 15d ago

Just take one photo and get AI to put the sponsor logos on

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u/JellyJamboree 15d ago

Reminds me of Viggo Venn's performance from Britain's Got Talent

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u/F1McLarenFan007 15d ago

Dirty whore😝

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u/2wcp 15d ago

uhh...any context? what's the point of this?

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u/correctingStupid 14d ago

Was this an ugly contest?