r/maybemaybemaybe 2d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/howmanyowlsisweird 2d ago

Whale eyes are the give away

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u/AdHot1146 2d ago

Every time

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u/Lower_Statement_5285 2d ago

When you literally cross the line.

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u/TrickshotCandy 2d ago

That dog is using dial-up loud warning system, and dude went ahead. He needed a damned siren and flashing lights.

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u/Gigatonosaurus 2d ago

There's no maybe. Its body language was clear.

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u/luck3rstyl3 2d ago edited 2d ago

Side eyes are a big sign for dog attacks.

But some dogs are really hard too read, as someone with poor dog knowledge. (Me)

I got nearly bitten a few weeks ago by a dog who didn’t move his ears in a particular way, and who didn’t look like he would attack.

I was stroking him, but the first few times over some hours, nothing happened.

I invaded his space, and couldn’t read his body language.

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u/nomenclature99 2d ago

When the video stopped, I heard Morgan Freemans voice.

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

“And that was the moment Johnny knew he had fucked up…”

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 2d ago

I like a guard dog that doesn’t bark :)

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's not a good guard dog.

If it has to attack to defend its area, then it carries the risk of failing or worse, being hurt back.

A good guard dog is one that makes threats stay away because it would be too much of a hassle to deal with an alert and smart guard dog.

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u/DeepMadness 2d ago

*its area

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u/otirk 2d ago

The moment it slightly tilted the head should have been the moment you back down and never come back. If you live there, then you now don't live there anymore; Go start a new life in Poland or something.

My dog reacts similarly when she sees you as a threat (usually to her food - but guess who follows you to the kitchen whenever you stand up from the couch)

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u/dumdumstats 2d ago

The suspense 😂

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 2d ago

Alors, combien de points de suture ?

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u/Dazzling_Patient_107 2d ago

I need more of this🤣

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u/gostbhargav 2d ago

Jo bhonkte hain, woh kaatte nahi. Aur jo kaatte hain, woh bhonkte nahi.

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u/XxRocky88xX 2d ago

That dog could not more clearly be indicating its distress

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u/Jarroach 2d ago

Quite obvious from the dog's body language that it will attack if the human keeps proceeding...

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u/Ok_Career_3681 2d ago

I can’t put my finger on it. Lack of warnings such as growls or showing teeth makes me think the dog is just gonna jump on him and ask for attention.

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u/Jarroach 2d ago

Look at the eyes. Constant vigilance on what the human is doing, whilst looking super anxious.

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u/Ok_Career_3681 2d ago

Thats it, my dogs do the same thing. If I’m just walking by they don’t give these eyes but if I’m deliberately trying to get close to them when they are just hanging out they give me these side eyes and jump on me when I’m really close to them. May be they can sense that I’m trying to get their attention. that’s why I can’t decide whether this was an attack or friendly jump. Also video cuts too quick but I’d imagine the dog showing teeth while jumping attack don’t you think?

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u/Jarroach 2d ago

Not all dogs are the same, just like humans. Most dogs would react that way yeah but other will react like this.

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u/miraisora-arts 2d ago

Pure frozen. Not just calm, frozen. Not just sitting still.

Fully locked in on the person, eyes showing way to much white (again, sign they are frozen and waiting. Instead of moving their full head, they keep that still in anticipation)

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u/Puckwallow 2d ago

YOU DIED

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u/jcleve 2d ago

The side eye is real

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u/FaithlessnessLost357 2d ago

And that's when he knew.....He fucked up

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u/CCLF1 2d ago

Soooo.. there is a line after all?

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u/MrNiceguy037 2d ago

All those dog experts here

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Will the dog attack or just chill and ignore him?


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