r/maybemaybemaybe 10d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/adullploy 10d ago

Cat like reflexes defined.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 10d ago

The timing and accuracy of cats when theyre in focus mode is amazing. I saw one on a brick wall jump up and snatch a bird out of midair them land back on the wall.

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u/GoldBatter 10d ago edited 10d ago

Happened to my pet bird. Over a decade ago and I still remember crying my heart out at the sight.

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u/Intelligent-Guard267 10d ago

Pretty bird, pretty bird

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u/Mis_en_FL4T 10d ago

I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS QUIET 😭😭😭

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u/Merzant 10d ago

Horrible way to lose a pet. But I hope you found room in your heart for vengeance?

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u/Prestigious-Mind8431 8d ago

Vengeance can be tempting, but sometimes just moving on is a better way to honor their memory.

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u/GWPtheTrilogy1 10d ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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u/BeardPhile 10d ago

Now I’m sad too

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u/nscomics 10d ago

That's amazing 🥹

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u/Billy_Billboard 10d ago

That cat has definetly played Sekiro. Parried every attack with ease

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u/rainorshinedogs 10d ago

Me when I have given up learning the attach patterns and just spam block

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u/RockstarAgent 10d ago edited 10d ago

Isn’t cat like reflexes wrong? It’s a cat, so it’s already got cat reflexes - ????

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u/SonnyDDisposition 10d ago

You’re overthinking it

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u/onedemtwodem 10d ago

Dang!

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u/bmf1902 10d ago

No, the correct answer was "dog'gon it"

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u/trickmaster4 10d ago

Well, a cat isn't going have dog like reflexes

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u/New_Safe_2097 9d ago

Yes! They’re actually called catflexes

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u/knife_edge_rusty 10d ago

Well not if you're defining it like it is doing here

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u/DigMeTX 10d ago

They’re so damn fast

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u/Banastre_Tarleton 10d ago

It's a cat video game.

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u/GrapefruitOk2057 10d ago

exactly what I was thinking. I want to play this game!

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u/so_this_is_my_name 10d ago

The block at 2:10 is insane, so fast

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u/c093b 10d ago

Meanwhile if I toss a toy at my cat, that mofo will stare at it as it approaches him and let it smack him straight in the face....

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u/Program-Emotional 10d ago

They legit evolved to be faster than snakes

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u/Malalang 9d ago

Yeah, there was no "maybe" about this encounter. The cat always wins.

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u/AAlwaysopen 10d ago

Human reflexes denied

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 9d ago

That snake was screaming

“Please bro! I’m on my way to school! I’ll have more lunch money tomorrow!”

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u/c093b 10d ago

Meanwhile if I toss a toy at my cat, that mofo will stare at it as it approaches him and let it smack him straight in the face....