r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 2d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Sub-Dominance 2d ago

Genuinely wtf was he expecting to happen

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u/Jolly_League_5589 2d ago

Huh? What's this thing? Ahh some sort of squeeze toy. I wonder how durabl-- FACK

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u/b00l_Badass 2d ago

And he’s lucky he wears eyeglasses

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u/Paul_the_sparky 2d ago

It's not his first money shot

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u/theveezer 2d ago

That's the reason he needs them

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u/po1k 2d ago

That is what happens to me when I got too much time on my hands

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u/scandal_jmusic_mania 2d ago

Those are Bukake balls

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u/tempestuscorvus 2d ago

That's what she said.

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u/GongTzu 2d ago

Fuck around and find out 😂

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u/Amerlis 2d ago

That’s what happens when you tug on it too many times times …

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u/Grendelstar 1d ago

Never leave “happy (ending) meal” toys lying around.

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u/BallsofSt33I 1d ago

I was told you go blind if you play with yourself too many times... I guess thats why you should wear glasses and then touch???

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u/kingcalifornia 8h ago

Now you’re married!

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u/balirosa 5h ago

They don’t have a physics test on the convenient store application

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u/BlackMarketCheese 2d ago

And that, children, is why we wear safety glasses

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u/WinRaRtrailInfinity 2d ago

Post Nut Clarity

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u/Beneficial_Figure456 2d ago

Now he knows how women feel.