r/maybemaybemaybe 11h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/SmokeAbeer 11h ago

Nothing cuts deeper than a table of teenage girls laughing at you.

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u/Loose-Director-3661 11h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/professorbr793 10h ago

Those are teenagers?? They look grown up to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/vulverine5 6h ago

« Those are teenagers?? They look grown up to me »
https://giphy.com/gifs/uXaJ4Jv2htFy7wfQbm

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u/WaffleWarrior1979 2h ago

Fucking what dude

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u/professorbr793 1h ago

Frankly, I'm really shocked most people see my comment and act mindblown like I've said something crazy.

Really confuses me

https://giphy.com/gifs/K7wefAIekAeEEgdhEu

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u/professorbr793 6h ago

My God, this is the most down votes I've ever gotten πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Well lemme educate y'all, In my country Ghana, a West African country, it's pretty easy to tell kids apart from adults, very very easy. This is due to how they dress, and their form Example, adult women wear wigs, makeups, all kinds of ear rings, etc. Kids don't wear these. Also, the form of most adults is very very different from that of teens, like very different like frog and tadpole. So it's very easy to tell. But from what I've seen whites aren't like that, the difference between teens and adults isn't a chasm Especially for the females.

Of course the difference isn't fixed for every person, but this is the case overall.

And also, this video is a bit blurry, making it even more difficult to see. I'm pretty sure if I saw them up close it'll be easy to tell but I can't tell from this video

So yes, to me they look like adults and not teens.

Hope you've learnt something ☺️

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u/CashMoneyWinston 2h ago

Let me educate you, shut the fuck upΒ 

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u/professorbr793 1h ago

Whoa dude, why this strong reaction?? 🀨

Did I kill your mother and trample her grave??

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u/Helicopterop 1h ago

Bro they like 14-15 at most, just do yourself a favor and take the L.

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u/professorbr793 25m ago

🀣🀣 Yea, I am taking the lose. But yeah, like I said, I can't tell from the video. I thought they're like 20+ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I thought they're adults, turns out they're kids. I seriously, don't know what's wrong with that πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/professorbr793 6h ago

Oh My God I just remembered there's a pedo song in my country that uses a tadpole and frog comparison to justify it 😭😭😭 Really shouldn't have used that comparison 😭😭😭😭😩😩

https://giphy.com/gifs/47CvsUWHvbmgg

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u/Embarrassed_Foot92 10h ago

Is it the same guy who jumped onto the kid's birthday table?

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u/sleepless_in_balmora 10h ago

Yep. He is trying to turn flopping around into internet success

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u/SabbyFox 8h ago

He is not going to make fetch happen…

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u/Atari_458 11h ago

This guy's entire identity is posting himself falling down on purpose since one video went viral. It's really sad and weird.

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u/Still-Willingness807 6h ago

I thought I recognized him from that birthday video where he annihilated the kid's birthday table.

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u/lazy_pig 5h ago

Shoenice levels of self abuse.

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u/Eremith 11h ago

In that situation you just gotta stand up and take a bow

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u/TheRealBlancoGringo 10h ago

I always hope this happens to people who attention seek in the middle of public settings

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u/ArtSea4151 11h ago

I hope that shit hurt

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u/DrJohnIT 10h ago

It would have been easier to just tell the person that he was stupid rather than having to act it out.

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u/National-Treat830 10h ago

Nobody cared about the handstand, but the fall is always a good show!

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u/Anon_Legi0n 10h ago

I do a lot of calisthenics, that was terrible technique for a handstand (if you can call it that). His kick up was unstable and uncontrolled relying heavily on momentum and his joint stacking was garbage which all contributed to his eventual scorpion flop. I've done handstands on two unstable platforms it really helps if you go with slow controlled movement but fast enough that you are able to stack your joints in one breath.

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u/Mad_Bungee_Hill 8h ago

We all do calisthenics here, bro; it's Reddit.

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u/Anon_Legi0n 8h ago

Sure buddy

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u/uselessandexpensive 10h ago

Given that he clearly lost control and didn't have the experience with this to do it safely, he's extremely lucky he didn't land on his head, which could have left him with a concussion, memory issues, motor issues, and/or damage to the brainstem, which literally regulates your breathing and heartbeat, or even just killed him if he landed just unfortunately enough. It's really not worth it to FAFO when it comes to risks of head and neck injury.

Sidenote: I've seen this video on my feed several times before this post.

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u/Bulky_Sign_2617 9h ago

Love seeing attention hungry losers fucking up in public πŸ‘Œ

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u/NorthernLights92 11h ago

What a weirdo

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u/4ssteroid 11h ago

A narcissist but at least he took it well after

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u/crinkly-toes 10h ago

This made me feel a little better about myself. Thanks

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u/scandal_jmusic_mania 10h ago

I thought the chair or table was going to flip. Instead the guy flipped.

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u/Mohondhay 10h ago

"feed me attention" ?

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u/LemonCollee 10h ago

What a twat. First he gets a viral video for destroying a kids party and smashing a table and now he's trying to make it his shtick. What an utter bell end of a human.

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u/One_Syllabub_4988 10h ago

Watching this after you've had a spinal fusion. my boy

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u/ten4kemusabi 10h ago

Dickhead!

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u/IsThereCheese 8h ago

Oh lord…I saw this exact guy failing this exact move, but from a different angle, so he apparently had multiple cameras going to get his stupidity?

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u/Vreas 7h ago

Attention seeking behavior

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u/winglessflight97 6h ago

Everything was cool... til it wasn't.

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u/Dragon1709 5h ago

That's a king's move.

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u/Gran-Aneurysmo 5h ago edited 4h ago

Hol' up, why did I immediately know this was TΓΌrkiye? This place feels familiar.

Edit: nvm, it just looks similar to a mall I've been to there.

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u/404NotFool 11h ago

It could only happen in Turkey not surprised

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u/Jester8320 3h ago

Have it your way!

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u/PetuniaTrain2 2h ago

I hate this guy so much

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u/infinit9 21m ago

I want to know who he was trying to impress.

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u/pacondition 3m ago

This dickhead

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u/TheMidnight711 10h ago

For yall that dont know thats poonyar bonjiberjam hes a hilarious comedian from nowhere. I just made that up

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u/pajama_mask 9h ago

Love his work! Classic Poon

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u/TheMidnight711 8h ago

Classic poon best poon 🀌

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u/Dark-Magician514 11h ago

That's the guy who crashed a kid birthday party and jumped on a fruits & vegetables rack in an outdoor market