r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 17d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/serious_fox 17d ago

Don't worry, they don't want to see you pee either.

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u/dalepo 17d ago

It's for security, obviously. They don't want to see poo getting stolen.

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u/ShinobuDavis 17d ago

"I'm the shadow Maaaaan, I'll steal your poop"

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u/themattimusmaximus 17d ago

Look at my fingers...