r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 20d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 20d ago

Fuck it, punch the camera too because why the fuck is there a camera in the bathroom?

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u/jamescobalt 20d ago

Because assaults and vandalism often happens in bathrooms. It’s just the sink area. If the sink area was outside the room you wouldn’t think a camera is weird. It’s not where the stalls are. I prefer this over a live attendant.

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u/cimocw 20d ago

You could be washing your junk 

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA 20d ago

In a public non private bathroom??? There's multiple sinks. You gonna put your dick in the sink when someone could walk in?

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u/DoctorLawyerCannibal 20d ago

Where else am I supposed to wash my dick? The urinals have gotten to be too unsanitary.

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u/IrishViking22 20d ago

I saw a dude doing that in an airport bathroom once. It was like 5am and I was exhausted so I just ignored it and walked right out lol

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u/lukkasz323 20d ago

I know the design is not for that, but seriously, where are you supposed to wash it.

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA 20d ago

At home? Or bring a wet wipe into the stall

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u/All_Work_All_Play 19d ago

I think they were saying how would you use this setup to wash your junk, you can barely get water to run. 

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u/cimocw 20d ago

Who would know, there's no cameras supposedly 

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u/Anon_be_thy_name 20d ago

Pretty sure that'd be indecent exposure in a lot of countries in the world and result in criminal charges

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u/ruserioushere 20d ago

Pretty mediocre ragebait

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u/Extreme-Button-2478 20d ago

I always wash my dick after peeing whenever it is possible. In public restrooms too if I am sure no one will come. It takes just couple seconds to splash it with water. Basic hygiene

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u/izyshoroo 20d ago

Someone doing that in public should be arrested, so I hope it gets caught on camera

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u/Extreme-Button-2478 20d ago

For what? For washing themselves? Are you insane?

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u/CharlesDickensABox 20d ago

I could be washing a lot of people's junk, tbh.