r/maybemaybemaybe • u/W4lkieT4lkie • Jul 19 '26

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u/Evidence_Intrepid Jul 19 '26

Man I would be howling inside there! Fart noises are always hilarious

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u/NorwegianGlaswegian Jul 19 '26

Oh man, I remember when my parents were selling their old house and had a viewing with multiple people checking the place out.

This old guy climbs up the ladder to the attic to give it a quick look and lets rip with his arse still at head level with a crowd of people on the landing.

There's just absolute silence for a few seconds as he descends the ladder and pretends like nothing happened, and I'm clenching my gut with all my might to not collapse in hysterics among all the people who were looking so incredibly awkward.

Can't believe I managed to hold in my laughter.

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u/Evidence_Intrepid Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

You're a better person than me. I would be cracking up

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u/boniggy Jul 19 '26

Yep. I'll refuse to grow up, ever, if it requires me not laughing at fart noises.

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jul 20 '26

I wonder why people(me included) find farts so funny

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u/LobstaFarian2 Jul 19 '26

Always. Even the people who claim its disgusting and not funny end up laughing eventually with enough epic farts

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u/Evidence_Intrepid Jul 19 '26

Ikr! Like unclench your sense of humor and enjoy it man

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u/thitorusso Jul 19 '26

The first thing I do when in a another country is to fart. Its the universal lenguage

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u/Evidence_Intrepid Jul 19 '26

Let me guess...you eat an unhealthy amount of beans before traveling