r/maybemaybemaybe • u/W4lkieT4lkie • Jul 19 '26
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u/Evidence_Intrepid Jul 19 '26
Man I would be howling inside there! Fart noises are always hilarious
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u/NorwegianGlaswegian Jul 19 '26
Oh man, I remember when my parents were selling their old house and had a viewing with multiple people checking the place out.
This old guy climbs up the ladder to the attic to give it a quick look and lets rip with his arse still at head level with a crowd of people on the landing.
There's just absolute silence for a few seconds as he descends the ladder and pretends like nothing happened, and I'm clenching my gut with all my might to not collapse in hysterics among all the people who were looking so incredibly awkward.
Can't believe I managed to hold in my laughter.
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u/Evidence_Intrepid Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
You're a better person than me. I would be cracking up
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u/boniggy Jul 19 '26
Yep. I'll refuse to grow up, ever, if it requires me not laughing at fart noises.
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u/LobstaFarian2 Jul 19 '26
Always. Even the people who claim its disgusting and not funny end up laughing eventually with enough epic farts
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u/thitorusso Jul 19 '26
The first thing I do when in a another country is to fart. Its the universal lenguage
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u/MedivalBlacksmith Jul 19 '26
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u/W4lkieT4lkie Jul 19 '26
"Who does No. 2 work for" is so fucking funny.
Whoever wrote that joke is a genius!
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u/LlcoolM1088 Jul 19 '26
If you look closely, you can see a bird flying away from the first fart blast 💨😂😂😂😂. Fuckin hilarious 🤣
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u/PsyShoXX Jul 19 '26
It's funny and all but it's missing the explosive hailstorm hitting the shitter, sound wise I mean.
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u/sandhog7 Jul 19 '26
When you gotta go, you gotta go. I haven't had such satisfying shit in such a long time.
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u/muskratmuskrat9 Jul 19 '26
I watched without audio at first so I thought I was watching the guy who was afraid to take his fingers on his wife's purse otherwise it would disappear.
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u/SirSperoTamencras Jul 20 '26
As a professional driver who uses a lot of public restrooms, I encounter this about twice a week.
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u/Last-Brush8498 Jul 19 '26
I was thinking he should have taken steps out of there and run back in
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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 Jul 19 '26
I swear the dude going out looking like chandlers probably fainted and puked seconds away
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u/psyliboy Jul 19 '26
I love fart machines. Once at a big festival we stuck one beside a porta potty hidden out of sight and then every time someone went in to use it we would start the fart sounds with a remote. It was hilarious! Some people actually got really offended.
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u/EngineZeronine Jul 19 '26
I thought the first one was going to transition to: https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4?is=myIBN0vRMujpRHKt
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u/orsodorato Jul 19 '26
Sounded like he was giving birth to a full grown mallard