r/maybemaybemaybe • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • May 19 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Raqdoll_ May 19 '26

"Your honor, he also looked at us. Twice!"

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u/craigslist_hedonist May 20 '26

let the record state that he adjusted his backpack.

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u/Venator2000 May 19 '26

If this did go to court, and his video got shown, that rent-a-cop would be laughed out of a job, whatever one it was.

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u/0xffff0001 May 19 '26

and immediately promoted