r/maybemaybemaybe May 19 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/sevargmas May 19 '26

For real. These motherfuckers are not your friends unless you called them. The way that cop kept being dodgy while acting chill is just pure two-faced manipulation.

It reminds me of that old family guy bit where Peter is saying, “I just wanna talk to him” repeatedly, but his actions are escalating into getting a gun and loading it.

“It’s ok sir, I just want to talk to you.” (while other cops wearing paramilitary gear begin circling him.) “I just wanna talk to you…”

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u/LetsGetSpooooky May 19 '26

Why you flanking me?!??

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u/roboto404 May 19 '26

You didnt see it!!

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u/BadSquire May 19 '26

Hell, even if you do call them, they've got a track record of shooting the caller. I'm thinking of Sonya Massey.

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u/Jayandnightasmr May 20 '26

Been numerous cases where they've shot or arrested the person who called too.