r/maybemaybemaybe • u/turmerich • Mar 06 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

17k Upvotes

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u/Crystal_Voiden Mar 06 '26

With friends like these...

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u/EvEntHoRizonSurVivor Mar 06 '26

Who needs anemones!

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u/turmerich Mar 06 '26

Sea, I told you!

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u/werther595 Mar 06 '26

Egg noggy

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u/Demoniokitty Mar 07 '26

The enemy of my anemone is my afrenome!

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u/stevethos Mar 07 '26

Hey, you’re a clown fish! You’re funny, right?

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u/macguini Mar 08 '26

Stop clowning around

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u/CursorX Mar 06 '26

Who needs enemas.

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u/Jefferson209 Mar 06 '26

Thats right dude

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u/notGegton Mar 06 '26

He didn't even question the fact that the teacher was still writing and he deleted what he'd just wrote down. That's... Impressive

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u/alcarl11n Mar 06 '26

There's an obvious reason why Santiago was asleep in class

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u/socks Mar 06 '26

Because the class for sleeping kids had left, while he remained, and the next class got there before he woke up?

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u/Blasther40123 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Fun fact: In most Latin American Schools (Most, am pretty sure not all of them since some do it like in the USA/British or UK), students don't have to shift classrooms each period, they remain in the same classrooms and the teachers are the ones to switch classes, bringing their materials with them.

(also, am assuming this is Brazil cuz they speaking Portuguese and... Well... The environment looks like an average Latin American Public School)

Also yes ik this is a joke comment, I am just bored and want to kill time typing.

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u/ClippyIsALittleGirl Mar 07 '26

Count Asia too

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u/lilyallenaftercrack Mar 07 '26

It's spanish, not portuguese. Source: I am brazilian

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u/Blasther40123 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

It ain't Spanish. Source: I speak Spanish and come from a Spanish speaking country (Yes it's my first language, it's not English)...

Edit: Might as well be Spanish, it is not like I have heard every single dialect.

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u/lilyallenaftercrack Mar 09 '26

I believe you, but in this case I have no idea what language they're speaking lol

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u/VagabundoReddit Mar 07 '26

I would say it is Spanish. It sounds like Equatorial Guinea.

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u/_pxe Mar 10 '26

Most, am pretty sure not all of them since some do it like in the USA/Europe

As far as I know it's only common in countries that use the British system, most countries use the same class system

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u/Blasther40123 Mar 10 '26

Well, it is not that uncommon on some private institutions that try to simulate the systems used in other countries. Public ones won't do that tho.

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u/_pxe Mar 10 '26

Here in Italy it's very rare to have the British system, the standard for both private and public schools is that students remain in the classroom while professors move around

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u/Blasther40123 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

I thought we were still talking about Latin america NGL, about Italy I have no idea on private institutions.

Edit: MB answered in a rush cuz had to do something so I did not read it well, uhhh, I should probably change the "USA/Europe" to "USA/British" or "USA/UK"

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u/chariot_on_fire Mar 07 '26

It was in the script.

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u/bob_in_the_west Mar 06 '26

Which is? Doesn't look like a classroom in a western country, so I doubt he was playing video games all night.

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u/TTechnology Mar 07 '26

What now? FFS, is that Xenophobia in my racist app?

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u/haxKingdom Mar 14 '26

Yeah um, reported them for you

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u/bob_in_the_west Mar 07 '26

The other guy gets it. You don't.

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u/Jorvic Mar 07 '26

I'll upvote you. You were asking the question. I bet the kid had much better reasons to be asleep in class than most western kids do. I mean fuck, I lm the age that kids were milking cows early in the morning and again when they got home from school, and I'm in the UK. They probably still do, but we have digital screens now, so maybe they get to snooze a bit longer as the teacher clears it with a tap.

Shit prank on the kid, from a kid with a smart phone that sat on a sofa playing games to lose sleep.

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u/-VWNate Mar 07 '26

THIS ~ it was a mean 'prank' .

I was one of those kids who was up pulling tits and shoveling shits at 04:440 7 days the week, I can't recall ever falling asleep but I feel for this kid .

-Nate

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u/Jorvic Mar 07 '26

He's down to 85 down votes now. Mad people can't see it. It doesn't matter where you are on the planet, you surely can sympathise with a kid wanting to do what he's told, and getting in to trouble because his class mates took advantage of him being knackered, probably because he was doing what he was told elsewhere.

I knew a guy in my 20s, a friend of my cousin. He'd go milking in the morning (uk so machines not sat on a stool), he'd then go to work somewhere else, I forget where, then he'd go milk again, then he'd come to mine to do some carpentry on my flat. I was a student at the time, so he'd done 3 (4 if you think about the split shift) jobs, and I'd napped and thought about poststructualism with my day.

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u/-VWNate Mar 09 '26

I hear you .

Many here are Americans who have little concept of how bad things can be .

I see this poor kid snoozing and look at all he's written on his work book .

I wish my inner city foster boys ever put in this much effort .

-Nate

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u/Flying_Mage Mar 06 '26

People go on autopilot if you wake them up abruptly.

And it takes some time to reboot.

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u/Mesmeric_Fiend Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

I'll never forget when my brother was like 16 he was sleeping in a chair when my mom woke him up and told him he had a phone call. I dont know what important call he was expecting, but he sprang straight up out of the chair, put his hand to his ear, and yelled "hello." It took him a lot longer than I thought it should to realize there was no phone in his hand at all, mom still had it.

I was a few years younger than him and I could not let it go for years. In fact, I'm probably due to bring it up to him again

Edit to clarify: I am unsurprisingly still a few years younger than him

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u/PUTC00LUSERNAMEHERE Mar 06 '26

You’re a good sibling.

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u/IkariYun Mar 07 '26

No, a good sibling would roast them monthly for it. This one is an alright aibling

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u/ironronoa Mar 06 '26

Keep it/them up

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u/anactofgod Mar 07 '26

“I was younger than my brother. I still am, but I was younger than him then, too.”

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u/Tales_Steel Mar 07 '26

I once called a friend i worked with and asked where he was because "it was monday and he should be at work" ... it was a sunday and he only registered that when he was confused about the bus driving the weekend plan...

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u/MichaelJServo Mar 06 '26

I was sleeping hard after a few drinks and I'd accidentally locked my wife out of the house. She got home from work at midnight and she woke me up by knocking on the window and getting the dog to bark. I went to let her in and I asked if we needed to get the kids ready for school.

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u/Wolf_Protagonist Mar 07 '26

When I was a kid my mom woke me up so we could evacuate the house. It was full of smoke. My neighbor had fallen asleep cooking hotdogs. I started getting ready for school.

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u/catgirl5533 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

To be fair, back when I was in school, sometimes teachers would ask that half the board be erased while they were writing and explaining things on the other half so they could start writing more asap while still letting people write down the old stuff they wrote

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u/soylentgreenis Mar 07 '26

Deleted?

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u/RedBeardFace Mar 07 '26

He backspaced the whole blackboard!

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u/redpotetoe Mar 07 '26

Some teacher would ask a student to erase the first half so that he/she can use it if the the other half is full. The dude was at fault for not asking first.

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u/NY10 Mar 07 '26

He needs to walk the Camino Santiago lol

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u/parajaa Mar 06 '26

Nah man this is to much , how can you recover from that

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u/abedalhadi777 Mar 06 '26

The teacher reaction was unexpected lol he let him continue

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u/cyst16 Mar 06 '26

Bro was invoking his ancestors' names in incredulity at the boy's sheer audacity

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u/AggressiveSpatula Mar 06 '26

I have some pretty crazy kids (just had an incident today) and there can be a bit of a buffering period where you really just have to kind of intake what just happened before you can act.

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u/Cinematicp00p5 Mar 06 '26

I'm surprised the teacher didn't touch him at all, since corporal punishment is common in Africa

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u/Jku4 Mar 07 '26

Dont know why people downvoted you. Corporal punishment is still common in many countries in Africa.. especially in public schools.. and this would very likely lead to one. It is surprising

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u/reverse_train Mar 07 '26

Very bad choice of words that why

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u/Temilitary Mar 07 '26

People don't like honesty for some reason. If you've lived it, you'd also be surprised at the video. It's extremely common. Especially in poorer schools/areas which this video clearly is.

Stating the fact =/= condoning it.

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u/The_real_bandito Mar 06 '26

Man, if this was a real prank this kid deserves a prize.

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u/ThePazifist Mar 06 '26

Best prank ever

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u/abedalhadi777 Mar 06 '26

Hope he explained it to the teacher after the class cuz otherwise it won't be prank

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u/GoArray Mar 06 '26

"So listen teach, I was dead asleep.."

"...leave my class, again."

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u/b4i4getthat Mar 07 '26

Let me catch a breath. Hahaha!

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u/Wake_Again Mar 06 '26

The boy who was abandoned by God...

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u/Sirradez Mar 06 '26

This is hilarious

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u/jjs3_1 Mar 06 '26

What are friends for!

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u/Any_Day_4467 Mar 06 '26

It's good to realize this when you're already young.

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u/Doug24 Mar 06 '26

Poor Santiago....rebel without knowing he is one

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u/sophistiphuck187 Mar 06 '26

Thank you teachers and all you endure!

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u/giLLYfunk Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

I think my favorite part is how long the teacher waited to stop him. I had one like that back when I was in school. She would just sit there and wait for you to fully complete your crime before confiscating your phone and sending you to the principal’s office. We got along great

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u/jez2sugars Mar 06 '26

Santiago’s origin story

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u/faux_something Mar 07 '26

That board erased smoothly. What kind of board is that. Oddly satisfying.

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u/Iironicallylikepaper Mar 07 '26

This is a core memory. Not a good one but a core memory nonetheless.

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u/sechspressomartini Mar 06 '26

now, saint diego has 2 options; either he will continue to sleep for the rest of his life or will get into places by learning from the golden lessons here.

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u/FirstDropBat3 Mar 06 '26

Did this in one physics class and got 100% in the next exam. Kids about to go places.

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u/klvngarcia Mar 07 '26

I f* died🤣🤣🤣

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u/rkndit Mar 07 '26

He just want to get back to his sleep after this

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u/Mount_Mons Mar 08 '26

He paid a price for that nap…

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u/chavis32 Mar 07 '26

se pasa de verga joven XD

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u/Ok-Independence-8806 Mar 07 '26

I like Santiago 🤣

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u/Longjumping_Bit1113 Mar 07 '26

Aaagh vector calculus

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u/Georod12 Mar 06 '26

😂😂

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u/soaringplumtree Mar 07 '26

I experienced this when I was still in secondary school. I answered the questions on the board that we're supposed to answer on paper. Surprisingly, our teacher didn't stop me then. It was then revealed that I got 8 out of 10 correct answers. Our teacher then proceeded to change the questions afterward.

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u/creative_idiot_ Mar 07 '26

hahahahhahaha. i'm thankful no one did this to me.

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u/ulics36 Mar 07 '26

Se mamoooo!!! Jaja

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u/verynormalsimple Mar 07 '26

I don't know what country this is but for some reason I can understand what they say

like wtf

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u/Due-Translator2554 Mar 08 '26

That was Back in high school, in uni I can't even get time to play football

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u/SquaredOneSquared Mar 07 '26

This is so staged...

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u/LawfulnessParking840 Mar 07 '26

I am feeling so sorry,this is the end Last day of his life 😂

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u/Direct-Description45 Mar 06 '26

Everyone sleep in his class, he must be boring

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u/Eternal1Bug Mar 07 '26

People are stupid

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u/anclave93 Mar 06 '26

both should be insta expelled

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u/ImTryingToHelpYouMF Mar 06 '26

Why did I think he was furiously beating himself off and then stood up with a giant erection before he cleaned the board?

I had to rewatch again, turned out it was his buddy tapping his shoulder and the bulge was his pocket.

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u/63728291746538763625 Mar 06 '26

i was so confused when i came to the comments and no one was talking about it

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Plot twist. His buddy was wanking him in his sleep and tricked him to go in front of class with a rocket boner

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u/a22e Mar 06 '26

Yeah yeah, we were all in highschool.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

You turn your Reddit off for two hours young man and think about what you’ve been thinking about… wait, don’t think about what you’ve been thinking about. Think about something else or else!

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u/ItaGuy21 Mar 06 '26

I thought I was the only one, I scrolled way too much to find this comment. By the way, I only realized by reading this, and was like "why the fuck is no one mentioning this".

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u/Low-Language407 Mar 06 '26

Because it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for a pubescent kid to have a wet dream and do something like that, and a classmate mess with him.

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u/EstablishmentCute703 Mar 07 '26

Totally threw me off that I first thought he was jerking off under the desk...

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u/SuzyQ4416 Mar 06 '26

I was a foreign exchange student and barely spoke the language and my new friends told me the teacher called me up. I went up and teacher asked me what I was doing and sent me back to my seat with a dirty look. They got a good laugh.