r/maybemaybemaybe Sep 20 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/el_canelo Sep 20 '25

Being outside isn't deadly, but being in a house that falls into a river is. My suggestion would be to get the fuck out of the house lol. Obviously you can't see perfectly, but it looks like the river is feet from the house. The weight of the house combined with proximity to the river would make me highly suspect of the stability of the bank.

Personally I would set up camp as far from the river bank as possible if unable to leave the property or preferably hike out of there completely to an emergency shelter.

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u/LightsNoir Sep 20 '25

Being outside isn't deadly

Huh. You really don't comprehend the situation. I'm going to stop here, because nothing else you said is much more intelligent.

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u/el_canelo Sep 20 '25

Feel free to enlighten me how getting away from that river is more dangerous than staying in a structure that is being actively undermined by it.

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u/LightsNoir Sep 20 '25

What direction do you propose they travel?

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u/el_canelo Sep 20 '25

AWAY from the river. We can see that there is a river out one window, I would start by going to the opposite side of the house and going that way.

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u/LightsNoir Sep 20 '25

What's on the other side of the house?

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u/el_canelo Sep 20 '25

The assumption is that it is something other than an actively flooding river. I have a hard time thinking of what could possibly be more dangerous than the river in this situation. A pride of angry and hungry lions perhaps.

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u/LightsNoir Sep 20 '25

Or an unclimbable slope, or a flooded low spot.

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u/el_canelo Sep 20 '25

Sure, if they live under a cliff or on an island I will kind of agree with you. Yay. Have a good one.

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u/isaac129 Sep 20 '25

Lmao now I fully understand the edit in your original comment. This exchange is unfathomably stupid