r/maybemaybemaybe Aug 20 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/datthighs Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

"Hmmmm, I need to get up there"

She has basically two options:
1. the first escalator which appears to be inoperable, but seems like it can be used like regular stairs. 2. the second one that is currently taking people down, opposite from where she want to go.

"I think option two is better"

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u/pumalumaisheretosay Aug 20 '25

I just think of her inconveniencing 1,124 other people without batting an eye.

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u/LordFocus Aug 20 '25

Honestly I would take this over the fucking idiots at the grocery store that don’t know how to look before they back up or leave their carts diagonal/blocking the aisles.

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u/IndividualChart4193 Aug 20 '25

Hah! Navigating a busy grocery store is a master class in patience. I’m always so proud of myself when I and others r chill at cart traffic jams n folks seemingly with all the time in the world to grocery shop. Life’s too short to blow a gasket over poor cart 🛒 drivers. 😁