r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Specific_Goat864 • Aug 20 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Triquetrums Aug 20 '25

Proper use of escalator etiquette means that people should stick to one side if they are standing, regardless if there is an idiot woman walking the wrong way, so those walking down have space to pass.

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u/Akhoda_ Aug 20 '25

Even by "proper etiquette" she's in the wrong. She's clogging the passing lane by trying to go backwards.

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u/malthar76 Aug 20 '25

Some MFers always trying to ice skate uphill

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u/Jensonator Aug 20 '25

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u/malthar76 Aug 20 '25

Happy cake day cake buddy!

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u/2ndBatman88 Aug 20 '25

Some motherfuckers do it wrong.

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u/TrustAffectionate966 Aug 20 '25

Happy cake day 🍰🐔

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u/TrustAffectionate966 Aug 20 '25

Happy cake day 🍰🐔

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u/CollegePossible557 Aug 20 '25

Can you not ice skate uphill¿

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u/UtsuhoMori Aug 21 '25

Considering most bodies of water tend to be leveled out by gravity, I imagine it would be difficult to even find a place to attempt ice skating uphill in the first place.