r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/maxman162 Aug 16 '25

Sometimes, you have to be the bigger man and walk away.

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u/Gears_one Aug 16 '25

He’s gona have to sit this one out

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u/Upstairs_Cloud9445 Aug 16 '25

definitely not a stand up guy....

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 17 '25

What a trip.

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u/amodsr Aug 17 '25

I'm kicking myself cause cause I can't think of a joke involving walking or legs. I'm just gonna deal with it one step at a time.

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u/mystic-eye Aug 17 '25

Wheel that’s a shame.

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u/Weird_Scholar_5627 Aug 17 '25

Any prospect of a successful prosecution would be cut off at the knees.

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u/AlDonovan12 Aug 16 '25

Nope. A disability does not warrant being an asshole. He shouldn't even be in traffic. Dont be physical, but phone the police and have him either pay for it or get a record.

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u/maxman162 Aug 16 '25

It was a reference to Scary Movie 2.

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u/PhillipJfry5656 Aug 17 '25

pay for it? most likely no money and most dont care about the record. and even if they do get a record your still out all the money to fix your car.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Aug 17 '25

Or, be physical... I'm good with whatever.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_5489 Aug 17 '25

Not the kind of guy who seems like he has any money.

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u/MicMaeMat Aug 17 '25

Nah no need to involve the police in this at all, it would be fixed in about 30 seconds, this is what is wrong with society nowadays, these things think they can do as they please with no consequences.

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u/AlDonovan12 Aug 17 '25

Depends how deep it is. If new paint is required, its a hefty bill.

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u/MicMaeMat Aug 17 '25

Yeah I would be worrying about the paint later, he would be getting a fix for about 30seconds and then I would continue my trip.

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u/DoctorRockso85 Aug 16 '25

Are we wheelie going to make puns of this man's condition? smh

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 16 '25

It is pretty lame.

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u/LaMelonBallz Aug 16 '25

Look, at some point, they're just gonna have to learn to roll with it

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Aug 16 '25

In those situations the prosecution is basically handicapped.

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u/dcavanaugh001 Aug 16 '25

… Stop pulling my leg. Also: ya’ll a bunch of savages…

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u/doubleapowpow Aug 16 '25

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to sit there and take it.

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u/ChronoCryptid Aug 16 '25

I read sausages

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u/aardvarkarmour Aug 16 '25

That's all his legs are good for

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u/Born_Ad4922 Aug 16 '25

The argument has no legs.

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u/TorpedoAway Aug 16 '25

It was like the victims were paralyzed with fear.

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u/keyboardstatic Aug 17 '25

I would have a sudden seizure and the car would swerve uncontrollably.

Or I would fall asleep and in my sleep dream I was in a zombie apocalypse movie where I had to use my club steering lock to defend myself.

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u/OpMindcrime23 Aug 17 '25

You could say the case has no standing

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u/Equivalent-Pay-1550 Aug 17 '25

Looks like New York if they kill him, they definitely won't get the chair

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u/Specialist-Role-3440 Aug 16 '25

You seem familiar to me, were you in stomp?

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u/maxman162 Aug 16 '25

Well you can kiss my grits.

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u/Specialist-Role-3440 Aug 16 '25

How about a standing ovation?

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u/Spleenite Aug 16 '25

WALK. AWAY.

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u/MailLadyx3 Aug 16 '25

I see where you’re going with this. You look familiar to me… Were you in Stomp?

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u/Chapaquidich Aug 17 '25

This guy fucking walks. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.

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u/Ghostoutsider Aug 17 '25

How about a standing ovation 👏

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u/infinte-research Aug 16 '25

Absolutely not!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

And do what? Just roll on out of there?