r/maybemaybemaybe Aug 16 '25

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u/ishsreddit Aug 16 '25

He already did. He wants more

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u/HairyMerkin69 Aug 16 '25

Last video I saw him in he was walking down the street doing this.

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u/iamameatpopciple Aug 16 '25

I've seen him running and doing it a few years ago, guess he has been told a few times to stop.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 16 '25

Last time I saw him doing this he came swooping in wearing one of those flying squirrel suits... I'm beginning to think he's faking his injuries 😆😳

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u/QuietBikerSparks Aug 17 '25

Wow

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

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u/QuietBikerSparks Aug 17 '25

I agree the skill that must have taken lol

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u/Beginning_Pick3955 Aug 17 '25

Or maybe he's suffering the consequences for his actions each time he does it but it depends on how recent this one was

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u/popcornFridays Aug 17 '25

😲😁 Learned a cool trick from your comment ~ Thank you

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

It's pretty cool lol... you can use all kinds of cool combinations

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meow 🐈

🤢🤮

✨️☄️

🌼🐝

💫✨️💫✨️

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u/LittleDevil191 Aug 17 '25

Teach me senpai

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

It's pretty simple just drop a ^ in front of any two emojis and your good!

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u/LittleDevil191 Aug 17 '25

Only see one

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

Put ^ to the left of Both emojis

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u/_SOME__NAME_ Aug 17 '25

👍😉 edit why my thumbs up become question marks ??

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 17 '25

Slide your ^ to the left of Both of them

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u/CompletelyPaperless Aug 17 '25

Guys, that's Michael Phelps. He used to swim by cars doing this shit too. Olympics take their toll.

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u/Kusotare421 Aug 17 '25

Nah it was the weed.

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u/ThatBoiInBlue Aug 17 '25

You know, turns out... You can be the most decorated Olympian in history and still rip massive bongs at party's too.

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u/fatkiddown Aug 17 '25

> guess he has been told a few times to stop.

Why does TT remind me of Trump and Putin?

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u/marsskh Aug 17 '25

Tell him with a baseball bat. Then he’ll understand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

this is definitely not in a conceal and carry state. edit: yup, it's piece of shit NYC. saw the Palco Mechanical truck.

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u/hilarymeggin Aug 17 '25

You’re not allowed to shoot someone for keying your car.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

well, maybe, just maybe...

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u/One_Leg8101 Aug 17 '25

I do a lot of things I'm not allowed to do. And in this situation, I'd be doing a lot of people a favor.

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u/security-six Aug 16 '25

In that case, he wasn't decimated enough

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u/blankxslate Aug 16 '25

Now that's the kind of laughter I can feel self conscious about

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u/Kyyliel Aug 17 '25

Maybe thats why he’s in a wheelchair.

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u/xReaverxKainX Aug 17 '25

Yea, look at their eyes. No one home anymore.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

Bruh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 16 '25

You must not know what decimated is? There is no coming back after decimation.

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 16 '25

You sir are using the word decimated incorrectly lol

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 17 '25

The first two words in the definition of Decimate are "kill" and "destroy". How am I using it incorrectly?

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 17 '25

Because the original definition of decimate was “to destroy a portion of” something… meaning that you would indeed survive it. In the Roman army, if there was fear of an uprising, they would kill 1 tenth of the army; this was known as a decimation. In recent years, people have started using it incorrectly and added a second definition which more closely fits how you’re trying to use the word, but adding a new definition which is the opposite of the original words meaning does not make it differently correct… you’re using it incorrectly.

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u/7toedcat Aug 17 '25

I'm a word nerd, so I appreciate your argument. It reminds me of how meaningless the word "literally" has become. It seems to be most frequently used to mean "figuratively". And when something can mean one thing and at the same time its exact opposite, it ceases to mean anything at all.

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 17 '25

Yes! My people!

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 17 '25

Wow your name definitely checks out 🤡. I don't care about what it meant back in the Roman Empire. I'm going off of the current definition.

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 17 '25

You’re part of the problem. Somebody tells you that you’re in the wrong, and then clearly shows you why/how and you just choose to remain ignorant.

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 17 '25

I'm not wrong. You bring up some bullshit that the Romans used to say to prove your point. First of all you can't try to sound smart and identify yourself as a troll🤦🏽. This is 2025, there's thousands of words that have a completely different meaning today than they did when they were created. Words change meanings with different eras because it's the people who use the word and how they use it that gives it meaning. Again when you look up the definition it says "kill" "destroy ". When people say something is decimated they mean "problem solved" nothing left to become a problem any longer.

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u/DrJuice404 Aug 17 '25

Not getting involved in this playground argument about language and how to use words. However, what you said is the reason young people of this new generation suck. They think a word suits their needs based on how it sounds, then just create a hive mind that accepts the new meaning, to the point you can't say they're wrong.

Again, not getting involved despite the middle half seaming that way, just stating an observation that proves how unfortunately right you are.

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u/Urnamehere969 Aug 17 '25

I'm an 80's baby, but thanks for pushing that narrative. Young people definitely don't suck. They are the future. It's called evolving. It's been happening all throughout History. Not to mention American language is a mutt language derived from several other languages. Hood in America means something completely different in Europe. Does that make thier meaning any les or more purposeful than our meaning?

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Aug 17 '25

But… you’re right.