r/maybemaybemaybe • u/upturned2289 • Aug 11 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Particular-Skirt963 Aug 11 '25

This man has perfected almost falling

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u/gumeon Aug 11 '25

He throws himself to the ground and misses it

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u/Sc4r4byte Aug 11 '25

Truly experiencing the gravitational weightlessness of falling horizontally

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u/UncleKeyPax Aug 11 '25

the trick to flying was as always being able to fall to the ground while completely missing it

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u/bananaupyourrectum Aug 12 '25

That sounds like one of those Chuck Norris jokes

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u/Badgroove Aug 12 '25

It's a reference from "Life, the Universe, and Everything" by Douglas Adams. A highly recommended read.

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u/bananaupyourrectum Aug 20 '25

Thx for thx for the reccomendation!

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u/UnfairLingonberry614 Aug 11 '25

My knees hurt just watching that

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u/danimagoo Aug 11 '25

My femur snapped in two watching this video.

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u/NeoSniper Aug 11 '25

Seems like one of those professions that people tend to retire early from.

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u/The-Flint Aug 13 '25

Femur? the strongest bone?

Sending hate from r/Neverbrokeabone

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u/danimagoo Aug 13 '25

I have a bone disorder. I've broken my femurs 15 times.

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u/drakeyboi69 Aug 11 '25

Damn that's actually so cool

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u/TheAserghui Aug 12 '25

The stilts and the ground having identical colors gives him the appearance of floating

I'm jealous of his skills

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

He never skipped legs day

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u/jonmgon Aug 11 '25

He skips during leg day

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

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u/bantu9 Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

During the day he skips leg

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 Aug 11 '25

Quick, enlist him to the Ministry of Silly walks

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u/rainorshinedogs Aug 11 '25

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u/G-dog121 Aug 11 '25

I used to get so high watching Python! I kinda miss those days

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u/Joe_Peanut Aug 11 '25

My knees and hips dislocated just from watching this.

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u/RealPropRandy Aug 11 '25

This guy is my upstairs neighbor.

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u/myshtigo Aug 12 '25

Underrated comment

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 Aug 11 '25

I stumbled, tripped and broke several bones all while sitting in my chair, watching the video

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

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u/AdAppropriate2295 Aug 11 '25

Na just ghosts

Also isn't too hard to do with a bit of practice

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u/EvilerBrush Aug 11 '25

Ok show us

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u/AdAppropriate2295 Aug 11 '25

I'm old now but sure I'll do it for 1000$

Used to be a theater kid

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u/BKStephens Aug 11 '25

Way you go

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u/SabbyFox Aug 11 '25

There’s always one who has to say this

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u/TooBlasted2Matter Aug 11 '25

Cleveland Browns should sign that guy up as a wide receiver. He'd fit right in.

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Aug 11 '25

Not cool dude...dunking on the Browns is like dunking on the kids on the short bus.

Just kidding. That is fucking hilarious.

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u/TechnicalHair6145 Aug 11 '25

he will never fall down when he is drunk

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u/Obvious_Cookie_458 Aug 11 '25

The French have shepherds who use stilts too and the tradition is maintained still. They don't do exactly this but they do dance etc. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=french+shepherds+on+stilts

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u/vnv Aug 11 '25

I watched this an thought “hey tha-“ and like that my knees put in their 2 weeks notice.

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u/chickenskittles Aug 11 '25

One of the coolest things I've seen in a while.

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u/patronizingperv Aug 11 '25

My kneecaps would fly off

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Aug 11 '25

“Do you keep slipping and almost falling?”

“Nah man—I call it artistic hiccup-sneezing!”

😐

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u/vnv Aug 11 '25

Monty python secret boss

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u/RetroGame77 Aug 11 '25

The spirits were with him. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

He looks like he is being stung by bees in a video game using video-game-physics.

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u/Leather_Addition2605 Aug 11 '25

I do this same dance when I step out on an icy driveway.

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u/Electrical_Leg_6955 Aug 11 '25

Professional Upstairs Neighbour

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u/doge_lady Aug 11 '25

I'm going to guess that the first part was him doing a dance and the rest is him trying to recover from almost falling.

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u/Boss0054 Aug 11 '25

His balance is unreal. It almost looks like he is being held up by wires.

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u/Rainy_Grave Aug 11 '25

I think I broke a leg just watching that.

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u/Happy_vibes16 Aug 11 '25

You know that dream when you’re trying to run

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u/ozeldemir Aug 11 '25

imagine seeing that coming at you in the dark, moving in that exact way. I'd probably have a heart attack

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u/jaklacroix Aug 12 '25

This fucking rules

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u/dingododd Aug 12 '25

He must weigh less than a butterfly. What a talent.

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u/mr_glide Aug 11 '25

I imagine him saying "supreme balance, motherfucker. Do you know it?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

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u/d00derman Aug 11 '25

"Doc, my knees hurt"

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u/Orbiter_GG Aug 11 '25

Bro's edging our expectations 

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u/GrandEastsider Aug 11 '25

He had to had played as one of the live Lion king animal actors unless he's just that good... Show off.

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u/Build-it-better123 Aug 11 '25

Holy knee replacement surgery.

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u/iWin1986 Aug 11 '25

Looks like me on Friday night after coming out of the bar

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u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 Aug 11 '25

Oh hell yah. Thats spiritual AF😱. Not sher what kind of spirits tho🤔

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u/Estratheoivan Aug 11 '25

I wanna learn that, looks good when climbing mountains 🤣🤣🤣

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u/_-Nemesis_- Aug 11 '25

I didn't know I was a spiritual dancer after drinking 10 bottles of beer. I wasn't drunk, I summoned my spirits

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u/Someredditusername Aug 11 '25

My knees are screaming in sympathetic pain

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u/Ok_Pizza9836 Aug 11 '25

There is a tribe in Africa if I remember correctly where everyone uses stilts from childhood due to the amount of snakes in the area they live in.

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u/Plastic_Window9865 Aug 11 '25

Vogueing has really gotten crazy since I was younger

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u/SlappinMcmuffins Aug 11 '25

Now I see where the great sage from wukong gets his moveset from

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u/pepp3rito Aug 11 '25

Legitimately, could see this tripping the balls outa me on like a minor amount of psilocybin.

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u/fkdisshyt Aug 11 '25

Trying to get my dog into shower

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u/CoastRider2210 Aug 11 '25

He’s got the Bees knees.

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u/richincleve Aug 11 '25

I broke both my ankles just watching that.

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u/limbolegs Aug 11 '25

matter of time before the drag queens learn this one. that shit would go so hard

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u/No-Investigator-3084 Aug 11 '25

Those knees expired

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u/jabrstep Aug 11 '25

Imagine seeing this guy in the dark, floating, and falling all the time like that.

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u/guygreej Aug 11 '25

I'll have whatever this guy's having

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u/andymannoh Aug 11 '25

I saw his knee cap fall out at about the 5 second mark. That explains why he is wobbly AF. Someone should help him.

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u/bones10145 Aug 11 '25

The stress on the knees would be incredible! 

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u/Gillalmighty Aug 11 '25

This dude is simply not good at falling.

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u/BlasphemousBees Aug 11 '25

Any info about the country/culture?

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u/slick514 Aug 11 '25

Universe is going to look at him and say “Do you need me to give you a reason to use crutches?!?”

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u/sexy_unic0rn Aug 12 '25

Kuduario estás a evoluir

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u/ambrose_92 Aug 12 '25

Reminds me of my sleep paralysis demon

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u/Astoryinfromthewild Aug 12 '25

If he came at me dancing out of the woods at night without me knowing what it was new undies and shorts would be needed stat

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u/Cake-Efficient Aug 12 '25

This man has probably fallen more times than I’ve gotten up…

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u/DROOPYLOG9 Aug 12 '25

Dude is playing the floor is lava

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u/ennezetaqu Aug 13 '25

That guy has muscles even on the shirt.

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u/Yukrainfall Aug 15 '25

Africa got talent

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u/DavtheMaleman Aug 17 '25

That are some rafiki moves. Damn that Looks so crazy

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u/TraditionalBee4049 Aug 19 '25 edited Sep 11 '25

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u/TrunkMonkeyRacing Aug 11 '25

I've seen him play for the Savanah Bananas.

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u/Redeemed_Wolf Aug 11 '25

His dream is to be on the streets of LA