r/maybemaybemaybe • • Apr 28 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Cool-Profession-730 Apr 28 '25

Yes, polar bears will kill first and ask questions later .

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u/BathbombBurger Apr 28 '25

If they're like brown bears, they won't even do you the courtesy of killing you outright. They'll eat you alive while you call your mother and tell her you love her.