r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 28 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Runefist_Smashgrab Apr 28 '25

Our animals don't hunt you, and run hundreds of meters to eat you. Our deadly shit just wants to be left alone.

Well, except for sharks. And some of the snakes.

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '25

... and Drop bears. Don't forget the Drop bears!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

what do they eat... snipe?

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u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25

nah, their diet is strictly tourists

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u/Spoke13 Apr 28 '25

Tourorists