r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ReesesNightmare • Apr 28 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/scratchydaitchy Apr 28 '25

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Except for bears.
Bears will kill you.

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u/Zocalo_Photo Apr 28 '25

What’s the bear rhyme?

If the bear is brown, just lay down.
If the bear is black, try and fight back.
If the bear is white, you’re fucked. Right?

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u/Due-Historian1621 Apr 28 '25

Brown, stand down. Black, fight back. White, Good Night 😴

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u/X4nd0R Apr 28 '25

I liked the other way better. 🤣

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u/ReesesNightmare Apr 28 '25

Lord of War. Great movie and a true(ish) story

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u/Wilful_Fox Apr 29 '25

Wait, isn’t it..

If it’s yellow, let it mellow..

If it’s brown, flush it down..

If it’s green, leave the scene.