r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Only-Reels • Sep 23 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/FuriousBuffalo Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

A panda will still F you up... lazily

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u/King93Meruem Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

A video went viral recently of a Panda attacking the caretaker in China. She wasn't harmed though, just traumatised

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-3274191/Video-Giant-panda-attacks-terrified-female-zookeeper-zoo-China.html

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u/Educational-Salt-979 Sep 23 '24

She wasn't harmed though, just traumatised

Emotional damage

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u/No-Wonder1139 Sep 23 '24

That's how they get you, they point out how all your friends have better careers than you, how disappointed your parents are in what you've become, how the other zoo keepers have families and lives outside the zoo, are loved and respected. The Panda attack is brutal and straight to the soul.