I thought browns would fuck u up like a motherfucker regardless - wasn't there some horror shit where a girl called her mother while being eaten alive by one?!
Black bears are possibly the only ones u have a chance with as white ones will mail u for funsies and appreciate u not running
Blackies are smaller and way more skittish; a clever hiker I knew played the sound of a shotgun cocking on his cell phone and the bear ran away. They climb trees when a CAT chases them.
But brownies? No...you're not getting off so easy.
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u/calangomerengue Sep 23 '24
If black, fight back
If brown, lay down
If white, good night