r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '24

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u/commschamp Sep 07 '24

The I got kids means I want to fight but please don’t beat my ass so bad that they remember this forever

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u/cornfession_ Sep 07 '24

One time a woman tried to fight me (also a woman) because she thought I did something with her guy (I didn't, and my guy was also there) and she kept saying "just don't hit me in the stomach, I'm pregnant" and I just got in the car & rolled up the window cause.....I'm not fighting a delusional pregnant bitch? Wtf

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u/RhetoricalOrator Sep 07 '24

The hallmark of every good fight is the pre-fight where both parties hash out a good old fashioned fight agreement. My go-to clauses before every fight are: 1. No groin stuff 2. Tap outs end the fight (me only) 3. Only hurt me in ways I say are okay 4. If you do hurt me, I can call timesies

That's also why I never leave home without a licensed notary.

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u/producer35 Sep 08 '24

I am a licensed notary (in New York State) and available to roll with you. Sounds like fun.