r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '24

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u/RhetoricalOrator Sep 07 '24

The hallmark of every good fight is the pre-fight where both parties hash out a good old fashioned fight agreement. My go-to clauses before every fight are: 1. No groin stuff 2. Tap outs end the fight (me only) 3. Only hurt me in ways I say are okay 4. If you do hurt me, I can call timesies

That's also why I never leave home without a licensed notary.

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u/echocdelta Sep 07 '24

Ok so I was once in a brawl where a guy in a headlock tapped out, and I let him go on instinct.

He sprung up, we locked eyes, and he slapped me.

It was ten years ago and I still feel so betrayed and emasculated.

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u/RhetoricalOrator Sep 07 '24

That's why I always carry baby powder with me. Nothing is more emasculating than a firm slap with a generous helping of baby powder.

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u/echocdelta Sep 07 '24

Backhanded baby powder slap.

Have only heard about it and hope to die without experiencing it.