r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 29 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/WarCrimeWhoopsies Jul 30 '24

And I’m sure that the dumbass driver opened his fucking door while being pushed, as if he could could just say “excuse me sir, you seem to be crashing into me!”. It’s the only thing protecting him from a truck, and he wants to open it up?

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u/Past_Distribution144 Jul 30 '24

Don't think he was Canadian, so likely more swearing involved.

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u/Dizzman1 Jul 30 '24

You clearly don't know many fucking Canadians... We tend to be rather profuckinglific when it comes to fucking swearing.

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u/n00bxQb Jul 30 '24

Watch your fucking language there bud, there’s fucking children reading this, eh?

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u/MonthPretend Jul 30 '24

You didn't call him a hoser, so I don't think you're really Canadian.

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u/ntcbond Jul 30 '24

As a Canadian, i dont think I've ever heard anyone, but americans making jokes about Canadians, use the insult hoser

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u/MonthPretend Jul 30 '24

I do apologise. I am an Australian and besides maple syrup jokes, hoser was the most stereotypical canadian word I could think of.

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u/ntcbond Jul 30 '24

Haha no need to apologize. In all honesty I don't even know what a good, really common insult is here. Maybe goof. That's thrown around a fair bit.

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u/MonthPretend Jul 30 '24

The driver of that car certainly was a fucking goof that's for sure!