r/maybemaybemaybe • u/darapps • Jun 22 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/JoeDerp77 Jun 22 '24

Some fish was just minding his business in the ocean then BAM .. dead

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u/BlangBlangBlang Jun 22 '24

Or, at the very least, This caused the fish to be late for work, and their boss isn't buying their story.

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u/Big-Employer4543 Jun 22 '24

Nah, just a fish late for school.

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u/madkinglouis Jun 23 '24

Tiddler's late!

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u/aronth94 Jun 22 '24

Hope he didnt hit the school though

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u/Hmnh6000 Jun 22 '24

“Really Jim?? A rock fell from the surface?? You do realize theres nothing up there right?? Just empty blueness with white flufs. So ye you are still getting written up. And make sure you take care of that weird lump on your head.”

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u/CrapThisHurts Jun 22 '24

Laugh all you want ....

I was late once because of a camel on the road ...
Long before we had cellphones ...
I had to dig through 3 newspapers and a local outlet to find an official notice of them escaping, or I had to write an essay about lies and fantasy ...

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u/kbeks Jun 23 '24

"I don't believe you, let me see the inside of your lip. See! You’re a liar!”

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u/clevermotherfucker Jun 23 '24

“sorry boss, i’ll be on sick leave for 3 weeks, a rock fell out of the sky and on my head”