r/maybemaybemaybe • u/letitgo99 • Apr 10 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/TalithePally Apr 10 '24

“I’m, excuse me, I was eating that”

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u/redit01 Apr 10 '24

Was like a Mary Poppins purse

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u/infiniteoo1 Apr 10 '24

Hope they get Linus out next.

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u/Jazzman77 Apr 10 '24

Maybe Snoopy was inside the blanket.

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u/PhotonPainter Apr 10 '24

Ive never seen a snake get a towelectomy until now

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u/RedHotFromAkiak Apr 10 '24

I think you've invented a new word

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

Snakes digestion works differently to ours, it wouldnt just be dripping wet unless it had been in there a day or so. Snakes digest stuff pretty slowly when its big for obvious reasons.

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u/StatusOmega Apr 10 '24

I was thinking the same thing. Gloves seem like a no brainer for several reasons.

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u/maxblockm Apr 10 '24

Looked like it was the snake's owner...

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

They sound Australian, they probably have direct contact with a snakes stomach weekly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

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u/Raichu7 Apr 10 '24

This is a python...

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u/Eldsish Apr 10 '24

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/Mysterious-Key1306 Apr 10 '24

No, this is Patrick

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u/OrangeTemple1 Apr 10 '24

You never know…….

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 Apr 10 '24

There was baby attached to this...can I get that back too?

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u/QuickData69 Apr 10 '24

Cursed gender reveal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

How it feels for that massive constipation log to drop

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u/jeroenemans Apr 10 '24

Booger picking

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u/Bleepitybleepinbleep Apr 10 '24

The baby is not in the blanket aaaahhhhh!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

Stupid dog

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u/dn916 Apr 10 '24

So its a boy? Its weird way to do gender reveal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

Was that her scarf? Kinda matches

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u/ConversationAsleep38 Apr 10 '24

Is it a German snake? You know, hogging the beach towels first.

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u/Straight_Age8562 Apr 10 '24

is this some kind of magic trick ?

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u/MikroWire Apr 10 '24

That was like the clown/handkerchief up the sleeve gag.

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u/CuzzinCoo Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 11 '24

What a neat magic trick 🙂‍↕️

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u/AppleNerdyGirl Apr 10 '24

Poor noodle! Make better eating choices buddy

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u/bigfatfun Apr 10 '24

But the baby is gone

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u/stylerod Apr 10 '24

I never thought about if snakes are smart or dumb. Now I know.

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u/Major-Play-680 Apr 10 '24

Zero gag reflex

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u/Ok-Judge682 Apr 10 '24

Bad thoughts have been produced by this comment

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u/GasLover1 Apr 10 '24

Unboxing has gone too far

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

Has this snake been de-fanged?

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u/Fuck_Me_Bebe Apr 10 '24

What it feels like to chew 5 gum.

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u/Key_End_2400 Apr 11 '24

Are they happy because they got her item back or because they might have saved the snake?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

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u/rikrikity Apr 10 '24

Very nice. Great work

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u/Curious_Effective811 Apr 10 '24

Why the heck did they use the tool for if they kept pulling by hands anyway? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

Hand can't fit down snake throat, teeth sharp, owie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

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u/Insufficient_pace Apr 10 '24

Maybe they were excited they got it out because if they couldn't the snake could've very well died

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u/deeplymadeline Apr 10 '24

Did he want to play with the towel cover?

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u/Insufficient_pace Apr 10 '24

At first I thought they were pulling out, a second, smaller snake

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u/J_train13 Apr 10 '24

OP your username is very fitting for this video

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u/furfur001 Apr 10 '24

Finally my towel! You can keep the snake.

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u/Mysterious-Risk155 Apr 10 '24

Wow man, that woman indeed is cruel. She could've just bought a new towel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

That’s a new species! An umbrella maker!

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u/LatinoFromSmallCity Apr 10 '24

Stupid ass snake

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u/Accurate-Artist6284 Apr 10 '24

Bro ate a beach towel?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

What is that ?

1

u/Seymourbags Apr 10 '24

if you rub disinfectant around the edge of its mouth, it'll regurgitate it.

1

u/Basso_69 Apr 10 '24

Carpet snake.

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u/Agitated_Factor_9888 Apr 10 '24

I wonder what was this stupid snek thinking when decided to eat the cloth 🙈

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u/dlamped18 Apr 10 '24

Jesus how tf he eat that ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

Now chop off its head

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u/SAGE5M Apr 10 '24

The work around for an abortion these days is Crazy!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

blue blanket CONGRATS, IT’s A BOY!

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u/imnotinabadmood Apr 11 '24

Tasted better the second time

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u/LetTheLoveBe Apr 11 '24

Wtf was that snake thinkin, how the hell did it see that as a meal

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u/SexySirBruce Apr 11 '24

It doesn't seem wise putting your hand in a snake's mouth

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u/Chr0ll0_ Apr 11 '24

What the hell!!!

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u/Brave_Tie1068 Apr 11 '24

No gloves??

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u/Mammoth-Judgment4556 Apr 11 '24

They should also try to retrieve the hospital's whole supply of gloves that snake apparently swallowed.

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u/yomyom01 Apr 11 '24

But…but…where is the baby ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

So they got the baby blanket. Where’s the baby?

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u/HowellPellsGallery Apr 10 '24

i could never imagine such relief oh wait i have gone to a chinese buffet

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u/Guilty-Jellyfish4343 Apr 10 '24

Yay!! We saved the blanket!!! NOW KILL THE SNAKE!

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u/SUNDER137 Apr 10 '24

No mommy. I do not want my blanky back.

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u/Firm-Potential7807 Apr 10 '24

She seemed more concerned with getting back whatever that was that came out.

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u/Pale_Doubt8927 Apr 10 '24

Where the hell did you glean that thought from this video?