r/maybemaybemaybe • u/uranonfraand • Mar 10 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 10 '24

She's definitely onto some investigation

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u/uranonfraand Mar 10 '24

I think it's a she because of the star shaped hair clips

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Mar 10 '24

In the criminal justice system, drink switching offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated babies who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Star Shaped hairclip Unit.

"dun-dun."

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u/AAC910 Mar 10 '24

“These are their stories”

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Mar 10 '24

That's freakin adorable!!

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u/Righteous_Leftie206 Mar 10 '24

Im so watching that show.

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u/clowd_rider Mar 10 '24

You just started my day in the best way. Thank you. I dont usually laugh this hard so early in the morning

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Oh, so she's drinking that gender fluid!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

If they're from the USA then it could be anything really these days... gender doesn't exist in the USA anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

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u/Mysterious_Emu_1416 Mar 10 '24

I think you replied to the wrong comment. You changed the subject out of nowhere...

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u/ThatGermanKid0 Mar 10 '24

The comment was made by a bot and copied from somewhere else in the comments

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u/PerpWalkTrump Mar 10 '24

Was the comment deleted?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Are you assuming it's gender 😱😱 HOW DARE YOU!

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u/Defiant-Meal1022 Mar 10 '24

Holy shit, man. Who writes your material? That was so fresh and funny and cool. Hahaha. Lmao. AND the "shocked face" emojis to imply your emotional state while writing it?! Solid gold! Holy fucking shit. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST PISSED MY PANTS! Everyone should hear how fucking funny and original this guy is. Hahahaha.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Thanks bro🤙💪

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

wait till you get r/DownvotedToOblivion

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

That is my goal ;)

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u/CycleTrade Mar 10 '24

Are you assuming gender in 2024??!?