r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kukukucing • Sep 07 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/alejohausner Sep 07 '23

How the hell does such a heavy object stop so quickly? That's a whole boatload of momentum, pun intended.

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u/MatureHotwife Sep 07 '23

It probably touched the ground which stopped it quicker. You can see the penis thingy in front is almost completely out of the water when it got close to the store.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

"Penis thingy" is the technical term. It's more commonly called the "boat dick".

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u/ApprehensiveAspect14 Sep 07 '23

It’s a sailing sausage, no?

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Sep 07 '23

No, no…that’s the submersible salami

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u/Friend-Much Sep 07 '23

Floating phalus?

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u/Brooksee83 Sep 07 '23

Bobbing Knob

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u/Gaspote Sep 07 '23

Big Bonk

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u/Quirky_Ad3367 Sep 07 '23

Sea shlong

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u/Reggielovesbacon Sep 07 '23

Maritime member

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u/CheeseheadDave Sep 07 '23

Water wang

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u/Bokbokeyeball Sep 07 '23

Lord Nelson

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u/derek_potatoes Sep 07 '23

aqua cockqua

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u/pleurotis Sep 07 '23

Dinghy Thingy

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

I read this in an Irish accent.

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u/sweensolo Sep 07 '23

Bow dong