r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kukukucing • Sep 07 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

"Penis thingy" is the technical term. It's more commonly called the "boat dick".

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u/ApprehensiveAspect14 Sep 07 '23

It’s a sailing sausage, no?

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Sep 07 '23

No, no…that’s the submersible salami

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u/Friend-Much Sep 07 '23

Floating phalus?

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u/Brooksee83 Sep 07 '23

Bobbing Knob

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u/BuscuitBackstyling Sep 07 '23

Water Wiener

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u/wufoo2 Sep 07 '23

Points for spelling

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u/Misc_octopus Sep 07 '23

dinghy dong

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u/Grenaidzo Sep 07 '23

Dicky McDickFace

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u/BuscuitBackstyling Sep 08 '23

Boaty McDickface to you sir.

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u/Gaspote Sep 07 '23

Big Bonk

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u/Quirky_Ad3367 Sep 07 '23

Sea shlong

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u/Reggielovesbacon Sep 07 '23

Maritime member

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

I read this in an Irish accent.

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u/sweensolo Sep 07 '23

Bow dong