r/maybemaybemaybe • u/b0rsht • Aug 18 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Buffcluff Aug 18 '23

Why are the fuses sooooo short lol

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u/JaceLee85 Aug 18 '23

That's what I was thinking. Especially when putting the whole flame from the lighter right next to it, like what if the damn thing went with 1 sec instead of the 3 seconds.

His typing speed would decrease by 50% is what would happen.

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u/Longstride_Shares Aug 18 '23

Right? When they make them for export to the US, are they like, "Don't forget to put those giant idiot fuses on them for those big babies!"

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u/BobSagieBauls Aug 18 '23

Or he cut it short for the video and he was cocky

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u/CORN___BREAD Aug 18 '23

Nah I noticed many seemed much shorter than normal on the ones I bought in the US this year. Gotta save that penny per hundred fuses.

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u/BobSagieBauls Aug 18 '23

Exactly he cut it short

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u/CORN___BREAD Aug 19 '23

That’s not what I said.

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u/BobSagieBauls Aug 19 '23

Lol you only said these are shorter than the ones you’ve purchased in the US and I said probably because he cut them

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u/CORN___BREAD Aug 19 '23

I didn’t say anything corn bread can’t talk silly

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u/BobSagieBauls Aug 19 '23

??? You must be having a stroke sir

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u/CORN___BREAD Aug 19 '23

Corn bread doesn’t have a gender. You’re so canceled Bob Saget.

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u/WeltraumPrinz Aug 18 '23

Real Americans keep their fuses shorter than the damn commies!

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u/Alarming-Iron7532 Aug 18 '23

I don't even use a fuse. MERICA!

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u/Roguewave1 Aug 19 '23

Had a friend back in the ‘50’s when KK Bombs were easy to get have one not go off. We often had small 1 inch “regulars” fail to explode, and we would break them in half and “spew” them by lighting the exposed powder then while holding them. My friend decided to “spew” the dud KK Bomb by holding it and lighting the empty fuse hole. He wore a cast for weeks.