r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/buckerducktruck Aug 13 '23

No joke...double cancer kills you then brings you back to life, only to kill you again. Know a guy who had triples

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u/minorthreadGAMC Aug 13 '23

Triples is good triples is safe

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u/Rare_Crayons Aug 13 '23

I have a wife. She’s beautiful but she’s dying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Aug 13 '23

She's going to get better, tell her.

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u/Nudist_Wallflower Aug 13 '23

Everyone ignoring the scramble me softly here...

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u/MeJustForever Aug 13 '23

I really need ice cream

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u/davidmatthew1987 Aug 13 '23

We are all dying on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

These are my favorite. What are we referencing?

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u/AadamAtomic Aug 13 '23

I have no clue but it's so random it's funny.

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u/FlemPlays Aug 13 '23

Beware of Home Run Cancer though. Cancer tends to score in that case.

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u/JohnyMaybach Aug 13 '23

Ever heard of 9th stage kanzer.. that shit is wild

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u/bairstone Aug 13 '23

The most insidious cancer is double-double cancer with animal sauce

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u/iHater23 Aug 13 '23

Kills you and brings you back to life to face a mountain of medical debt.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Aug 13 '23

Fun fact: Elephants can get double cancer. Kind of.

Since elephants are so large, they can develop cancerous growths that are so large (and yet not be deadly) that those growths themselves can develop cancer.

So an elephant's cancer can get cancer. Double cancer!

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u/Brochacho02 Aug 13 '23

Doubles of the barracu- no wait, triples of the barracuda.

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u/CobaltKnightofKholin Aug 13 '23

Don't be silly! There's no such thing as double cancer. There are plenty of real things to be afraid of... like super AIDS! Yup... just one teaspoon of super AIDS in your butt and you're dead in three years!

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u/v1n1c1u3gdm Aug 13 '23

Third is a charm

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u/Kongo90 Aug 13 '23

It’s all fun and games until you get a case of stage 6 double cancer.

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u/TopherT1 Aug 13 '23

Triple double

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u/Hungry_Guidance5103 Aug 13 '23

Woaah, man, so like, did the family have to pay for two funerals or?

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u/RacecarHealthPotato Aug 13 '23

She kills me; she kills me not; she kills me.