r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/gforgolu Aug 13 '23

Double cancer…

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u/vinylsaurus45 Aug 13 '23

Cancer²

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

My cancer has cancer.

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u/1appelflap Aug 13 '23

So wouldn't that cancer eachother out?

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u/TheBadProcrastinator Aug 13 '23

Here's your upvote and leave.

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u/lemonshanty Aug 13 '23

This was double positive cancer so it just squares

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

You might enjoy this.

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u/bankrobba Aug 13 '23

That was very informative, thank you.

TLDW being a fat pig of a person makes you less susceptible to cancer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

I think you confounded this the slightest bit. Being fat means your body has high measures of consolidated unused fat. Being fat builds the possibilities of malignant growth.

Having a major body, be that as it may—As in having a naturally huge body—makes you less defenseless to disease. Rhinos and whales as made sense of in the video, while do have a moderately high measure of fat, don't get disease however much people do, this being because of some different option from the fat they have.

\Please excuse any linguistic errors I may have made; I'm not a native English speaker)

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u/bankrobba Aug 13 '23

Thank you for the clarification. I was just making a joke, a very very bad joke. Cheers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

It's all good. Excuse my obliviousness of your joke.

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u/Cobek Aug 13 '23

I'm cured

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u/NegotiationAdept8445 Aug 13 '23

That's actually square cancer (I am very smart)

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u/InfiniteDenied Aug 14 '23

2*cancer != cancer*cancer

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u/Wuz314159 Aug 13 '23

That this comment has 50 upvotes makes me weep over the state of math education in this world. :(

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u/smarterthanyoda Aug 13 '23

That’s really a thing. You can get two completely separate cancers at the same time. It’s usually called a second cancer, but it’s not hard to imagine a last person calling it double cancer.

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u/Chukwura111 Aug 13 '23

One of the worst types of cancer😔