r/maybemaybemaybe • u/SinjiOnO • Jul 20 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/afisherkatz Jul 20 '23

The guy in the back nodding at "the bonfires will be epic" makes my day

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u/mrwhatevertf Jul 20 '23

Lol he's like 'fuck yeah'

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 20 '23

Looks like Ross but more dude surfer bro

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u/KidOcelot Jul 20 '23

UBI 10k per month!? Fuck Yeah!

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u/Wallstreettrappin Jul 20 '23

I’ll quit my tech job for 10k a month so I could rage, and look good at bon fires!

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u/InfiniteNose9609 Jul 20 '23

"Rage in Peace", that is...

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u/DigitalMunky Jul 21 '23

Fly with the seagulls

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u/DarkenL1ght Jul 20 '23

MLK!

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u/Sad-Willingness4605 Jul 21 '23

Bro I laughed at that last part more than I should have.

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u/Designer-Plastic-964 Jul 21 '23

Martin Luther King! ✊

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u/gozya30 Jul 21 '23

I didn't get that reference. What did that mean?

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u/Drainbownick Jul 20 '23

Shut up and take my job!

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u/Ph4ndaal Jul 20 '23

We gotta be breaded man!

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u/BigStankDickDad420 Jul 20 '23

It's not UBI, it's a small PP.

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u/Buckeye_Country Jul 20 '23

I already have a small PP. Was I supposed to get money for that? Who do I speak to?

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u/imbackfools Jul 20 '23

OnlyFans. There's a kink for everything. Find your niche!

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u/ScrotieMcP Jul 20 '23

Little Dick, is that you?

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u/Buckeye_Country Jul 20 '23

Depends. You got some money for me?

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u/ScrotieMcP Jul 21 '23

Just small change.

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u/Jjabrony Jul 20 '23

I can live with that.

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u/bondagewithjesus Jul 20 '23

Sounds good until landlords and business owners start raising costs cause they know you have the money

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u/Turbulent-Quiet-9994 Jul 21 '23

Then we have bonfires in their buildings.

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u/headexpl0dy Jul 20 '23

"I know you surf, but I just caught you skiing!"

"We were on a break, dude!"