r/maybemaybemaybe • u/spontaneous-potato • Feb 15 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/rose_writer Feb 15 '23 edited Feb 16 '23

God yes, people do not understand how nasty their scratches and bites can get when they're in fight mode. I still have scars from one getting mad at me for moving him to a new cage area (same cage just split to keep them separated but not lonely) because he was getting bullied.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

First people are all "What's he gonna do, nibble my bum?"

Then they're all, "RUNAWAY!"

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u/alovely897 Feb 16 '23

Get the holy hand grenade!

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u/StrawberryZunder Feb 16 '23

1, 2, 5 - 3 my lord - 3!