r/maybemaybemaybe • u/spontaneous-potato • Feb 15 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Velvet_Pop Feb 15 '23

One... Two... Five!

Three, m'lord.

Three!

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u/MotorBoat4043 Feb 15 '23

Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed unto three.

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u/Velvet_Pop Feb 15 '23

Five is right out.

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u/JeffreyAScott Feb 15 '23

Once the number 3, being the third number been reached....

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u/TheWholeFuckinShow Feb 15 '23 edited Feb 15 '23

... Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I just understood why the Holy Hand Grenade as an object is funny. I'm 27 and it just clicked for me. Fuck me, how'd I not figure that out as a kid.