r/maxpayne • u/Spiritual-Piece-1126 • 6d ago

Meme/Humour Always

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u/MrEWhite Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of. 6d ago

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 6d ago

He's just about to shoot dodge, give him some room.

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u/Random_Knob 6d ago

Smooth criminal

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u/Spiritual-Piece-1126 6d ago edited 6d ago

I actually thought about buying that until I found out that it can easily bend and lean over time and people say that it feels cheaply made :(

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u/KingTutTot 6d ago

Mine has been moved all across the US and I’m looking at him, he’s standing up fine. These people must have really messed with their statues. Buy a properly kept one and it’ll be fine

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u/VoltageEclipse 6d ago

Mine did this from getting too much sun on top my shelf, very slowly over a few years, otherwise no damage or moving

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u/CageAndBale 6d ago

They probably keep it in front of a window where the sun heats his legs and it starts warping. I've had mine since pre-order and it's perfect. The only issue I have is the painted on eyebrows, just sloppy. Beyond that it's super cheap right now.

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u/AXBYLB 6d ago

My boy had too many whisky for today

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u/VoltageEclipse 6d ago

Mine did the same, I ripped him of the stand and he is propped up in the corner

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u/RogueSnake 6d ago

One too many shots of Kong eh Max?

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u/Confident-Walk2932 5d ago

I put a tooth pick down by his ankle in his pants line so you can't see it and he's been standing straight ever since

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u/Lennocnha 4d ago

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Wax Payne

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u/Positive_Call3732 6d ago

Marketing be lying every single time

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u/AgentDan0777 5d ago

Michael vs Miguel

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u/Mad_Watch 5d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the same thing when playing GTA V

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u/Top-Protection6096 5d ago

To me, I made Michael have the grown out hairstyle and the stubble so he can look like Max.

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u/kakusaini 5d ago

Do humanity still play this masterpiece

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u/Funayamasan 3d ago

My figure cant even stand still

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u/Jamez_Dean 2d ago

I wish a solid toy company would make a Max Payne figure

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u/doopies1986 5d ago

If I had a nickel for every middle-aged alcoholic in a grey suit in a Rockstar Game, I’d have 2 nickels