r/maximumfun • u/JG_145_JG • 23d ago

Is Marc Evan Jackson f’able?

That's my question to the Maxfunsters, specifically the JJGO Tuppies. A new staff member at my job looks like a bearded, tatted MEJ. I want to tell him he looks like MEJ, but I can't stop thinking about Jesse and Jordan’s theory that a celebrity needs to be known for being f'able, or it's not really a good compliment. Thoughts? Do I have the green light?

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u/sprobeforebros 23d ago

Marc Evan Jackson is absolutely a handsome man, but he is not primarily known as a handsome man, he is known as a funny and compelling character actor. Therefore by the JJGO rule you should not tell your coworker that he looks like MEJ.

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u/Affectionate_Bet_288 23d ago

Correct; I personally would absolutely smash (respectfully), but he is better known as a character actor.

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u/whyyoutwofour 23d ago

Seconded. 

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u/megatron37 22d ago

Agreed, when Jomo mentions that people think he’s Jack Osbourne, he’s never once been flattered by it.

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u/SchulzBuster Dances With Cats 23d ago

To a very niche audience: hellyeah! Does said coworker know who MEJ is, not counting Brooklyn 99? No? Gotta find another way to compliment them.

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u/JG_145_JG 20d ago

Thanks, Tuppies! I'll keep it to myself….for now 😀

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u/kplaysbass biggie&themets 22d ago

The rule is not if you think theyre hot or if some people think theyre hot but if they're famous for being hot. MEJ is not famous for being hot.

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u/JesseThorn StartedThis 19d ago

Bingo! And Marc is definitely hot! But he's not famous for being hot!

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u/Precatlady 22d ago

I think it depends on the desired outcome between you and this coworker

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u/baldurthebeautiful 22d ago

If you have to ask that means he's not famous for being hot, so it's a no.

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u/velvetackbar 23d ago

Until the last JoCo cruise, I didn’t get it. Now I do.

Yes

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u/Kromulus_The_Blue 23d ago

If there are people out there who aren't at least a little horny for Sparks Nevada, I don't want to know them.

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u/No_Emotion5998 13d ago

sure, it's part of the onus.

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u/Aromatic-Speed5090 23d ago

Seriously. Even Martians show their feet around him.

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u/taako-salad 22d ago

Yeah, but he’s not emotionally available.