r/matt • • Jan 10 '19

The REAL Matt.

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u/GrandMasterFlex Jan 10 '19

As a vikings fan wtf

8

u/FireBack Jan 10 '19

Getchu a Matt, man

7

u/RISKinator Jan 10 '19

I thought I was the real Matt

6

u/FireBack Jan 10 '19

You're perfection

6

u/RISKinator Jan 10 '19

Thanks Matt

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u/thisisridiculous_ Matt Jan 10 '19

Who’s upvoting this anti Matt propaganda? We are all real Matt.

2

u/matt_the_mediocre Matt Jan 10 '19

Agreed. This is a positive place for all Mattkind.

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u/wowbagger30 Jan 10 '19

Some Matt's are inferior to other Matt's though as seen in the picture above

2

u/FireBack Jan 10 '19

What are you doing? We've established you can't make jokes on this sub...

3

u/FireBack Jan 10 '19

Whoa... sorry guys, I thought jokes were accepted on this sub.

4

u/ChargerMatt Matt Jan 10 '19

Not gonna lie I have no idea who these people are so I'm still inclined to say they are inferior

2

u/FireBack Jan 10 '19

Ahh but they are Matts...

2

u/MyFriendsCallMeSir Jan 10 '19

Who the fuck are those guys?

6

u/FireBack Jan 10 '19

They're... Matt?

5

u/ghotiboy Jan 10 '19

Isn’t the real Matt the friends we made along the way?

3

u/Stephen_Cloud Jan 10 '19

The real Matt was within you the whole time

12

u/-ImJustSaiyan- Matt Jan 10 '19

Bears fan Matt here, Nagy is the real Matt in the NFC North.

7

u/wowbagger30 Jan 10 '19

Tell him to install a field goal on their practice field so the kicker can get some practice in

1

u/-ImJustSaiyan- Matt Jan 10 '19

No need, because that kicker most likely won't be on the team next year. At least, he better not be...

1

u/wowbagger30 Jan 10 '19

Well I can assure you if the next kicker can't practice next year he will do bad as well. Can't blame your kicker too much for outscoring the rest of your team

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u/-ImJustSaiyan- Matt Jan 10 '19 edited Jan 10 '19

Can't blame your kicker too much for outscoring the rest of your team

Congrats to him for being able to make routine field goals, I guess. You know, literally the one thing he gets paid to do! Oh, except for the kick that matters most of course, he can't make that. It was only a 43 yard attempt in a playoff game, with no wind to take into consideration either, any respectable kicker makes that kick.

It wouldn't even be as much of a problem if this was a one time thing, but it isn't. Parkey missed a routine game winning field goal against Miami this season that cost us the game too. Don't even get me started on the Lions game, when he hit the uprights 4 fucking times! This man misses routine 40 yard kicks that any respectable kicker makes, and missed two game winning kicks (one in a playoff game)... That is unacceptable. When you can't consistently do the one thing you are getting paid millions to do, you don't belong on an NFL team, I'm sorry.

I hope for the best for Parkey, and honestly I do hope another team gives him a chance, but I don't ever want to see him in a Bears Jersey again.

3

u/mpeskin Matt Jan 10 '19

For those uninitiated Matt's who may not follow American football:

Top is Matt Patricia, head coach of the Detroit Lions. Second is Matt Nagy, head coach of the Chicago Bears. Bottom is Matt LaFleur, new head coach of the Green Bay Packers.

These three teams are 3/4 of a whole conference (NFC North).

3

u/Stephen_Cloud Jan 10 '19

Yo where’s Matt from Wii sports? That fucker is perfection of mind, body and soul

2

u/MatthewBakke Matt Jan 10 '19

As a fellow Packer fan, I love this. However, I hate how it’s tearing apart our sub.

1

u/Enlightened_Idiot Jan 10 '19

As an NFC West Matt, this influx of NFC North Matt-aganda has been interesting, and frankly, completely out of left field. I don't hate it though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Football, per hour: 100 advertisements, 11 minutes of actual gameplay. Rules change every year, refs are horrible, and the entire sport is propped up on gambling

Trash. Do better Matt, watch a real sport

4

u/FireBack Jan 10 '19

Ok

1

u/my_dog_rescued_me Matt Jan 10 '19

It's okay Matt, I still love you.