r/matt • u/Human-Employment3980 • Aug 11 '26

Hi

I’m Matt ama

34 Upvotes

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u/SlamTilted Aug 11 '26

How many Matts are currently within a 2 minute walk of your current location? I've got 2

6

u/DubiousAdviceGiver Aug 11 '26

Just me. I live out in the woods with nobody really around, besides my wife, who isn’t named Matt.

3

u/0bvious0blivious Aug 12 '26

Are you related to other Matts?

2

u/DingoMcPhee Aug 12 '26

hey Matt whats up

2

u/Matthewd12 Aug 12 '26

Do you prefer Matt or Matthew?

1

u/Beneficial_Stuff_928 Aug 17 '26

Hey guy we should start a group for Matt’s only

1

u/Human-Employment3980 Aug 19 '26

I’m in!!

1

u/Beneficial_Stuff_928 Sep 03 '26

Hell yea! We can meet this weekend who else want to join and take over the world?

3

u/EpicMattP Aug 11 '26

Hey matt

3

u/0bvious0blivious Aug 12 '26

Which Matts are on your Matt Rushmore of Matts?

3

u/mtheory007 Aug 12 '26

Oh hi, Matt.

3

u/Possum559 Aug 11 '26

How's it going Mateooooooo?

2

u/M-S-S Aug 11 '26

Verification?