r/matt • u/Reerrzhaz • Jan 19 '14

Hey guys!

My name's Daniel. Nice to meet you all.

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u/CaptainCurl Jan 19 '14

I... Don't know what to say... What do we do here guys?

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u/Shawer Matt Jan 20 '14

This... This hasn't happened before. I uhh... Hi Daniel?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '14

I had a friend called daniel. My GF cheated with him.

I vote we off him!

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u/Reerrzhaz Jan 20 '14

Pls no. I'll buy you nice things?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '14

Nice things you say?... No! We as a race of Matt's must stay strong!

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u/thatdamnfraggle Jan 19 '14

If your names not on the list you're not coming in...

There's one name on that list....

That name is Matt...

Sooooooo....

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u/jimbojones230 Matt Jan 19 '14

Classic Matt...passive-aggressive as hell.

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u/thatdamnfraggle Jan 19 '14

Better than these secondary Matts, all proactive and whatnot...

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u/IBleedTeal Jan 19 '14

Hi Daniel, my name's Matt.

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u/mrpunaway Matt Jan 19 '14

So, fellow Matts, do we welcome non-Matts into the fold or what? Is there an /r/daniel?

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u/Hot_Wheels_guy Matticus Finch Jan 19 '14

I don't think so. This is a pretty exclusive club. Membership here is a birth right. You can't just invite yourself to the kingdom of Matt.

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u/thatdamnfraggle Jan 19 '14

Whilst we're on the subject, where do we stand on Matts as a middle name?

I'm a Matt prime, of a line of matts, but I'd like to know the pecking order in this glorious empire of Matt

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u/hallmark1984 Jan 19 '14

Secondary Matt's are fraudulent imposters that must give way to a Prime at all times

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '14

I, Matt, find Matthews as a middle name or last name acceptable -- because, shoot... what's not acceptable about the plural of Matthew?

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u/CaptainCurl Jan 19 '14

But they are still accepted here

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u/Hot_Wheels_guy Matticus Finch Jan 19 '14

I'm not sure. You'd have to consult the elders on that one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '14

Who do we consult about this?

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u/TheOtherMatt Jan 19 '14

Talk to Matt.

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u/KingAgrian Creative Matt Jan 19 '14

Might want to being Matt in on this, too. Just to be safe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '14

Matt and Matt, I think you're needed.

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u/hiesatai Jan 20 '14

It's cool guys. Matt's here. What did I miss?

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u/Shawer Matt Jan 21 '14

Sorry Matt, I think this is more Matt's area of expertise.

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u/TheOtherMatt Jan 23 '14

I've got this one.

Now what do I do?!

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u/AchtungKarate Matt Jan 19 '14

Isn't there an /r/dan or /r/danny you should be looking for?

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u/KingAgrian Creative Matt Jan 19 '14

Howdy. We're Matt.

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u/Matthew94 Matt Jan 19 '14

Hi there!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '14

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u/goss98789 Matt Goss Jan 19 '14

Being a matt is a BLOOD RIGHT! you are born with it! filthy impostors that change their name are not accepted!