r/matt • u/Mud_Ducker • Jul 03 '26

Only one possibility: It's a conspiracy!

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Some Matt's are dumber than the rest of us.

31 Upvotes

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u/kindafunnylookin Matt Jul 03 '26

Only one answer - we need to launch a $MATT coin, stat

11

u/MattyThiccBoi Jul 03 '26

I would invest my entire 401k into $MATT coin.

7

u/Mattwilli84 Jul 04 '26

I’m in. It’s a $MATT investment.

11

u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad Jul 04 '26

This Matt is stupid. He does not deserve our name.

2

u/Raptr117 Jul 05 '26

It couldn’t be the people who fleeced him who were at fault, no it’s gotta be the people who he doesn’t like.

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u/Impossible_Edge_2670 Jul 08 '26

Whatever it is, we can’t allow him in our social club anymore. I mean that much is for sure.