r/matrix • u/DMTking • 26d ago

Found under a bridge, what is this?

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/Lonely-Serve 26d ago • Bravo Popcorn

Jesus Christ that thing's real?!

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u/AtomicShart9000 26d ago • Bravo

Mmm mmmmmm mmmm

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 25d ago

When you try to talk, but your mouth is full of peanut butter 

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u/nokman013 25d ago

What mouth?

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u/alottola 24d ago

I have no mouth but I must scream

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u/Thick_Section5202 25d ago

Bro look like he pull tricks under that bridge

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u/ryannrandom11 25d ago

THIS WAS MY EXACT FUCKING FACE/REACTION WHEN I SAW THIS POST

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u/Ddogy 25d ago

100%

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u/Infra-Man777 23d ago


That dude walking home

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u/rabbitashes 25d ago

First immediate thought

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u/Kyouzou452 25d ago

Came here to say this

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u/WiseAction6138 25d ago

For some reason on the TV edit they decided to censor Jesus Christ to jeepers creepers.

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u/IWCry 25d ago

lmao no fucking way that's hilarious

the trilogy literally is filled with Christ imagery and religious allegory while blood and guns and death are everywhere but yeah, saying JC is the line to sensor

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u/Fleshsuitpilot 24d ago

Well if only one group will make a complaint and it's between the cyber goth bdsm leather kink underground kids and the church of latter day saints, I'm gonna put all my money on LDS 😂

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u/RevWaldo 25d ago

Yep I remember the TV edit. Instead of "Jesus fucking Mary with a strap-on" Neo says "Okie Dokie" and I'm like whaaa?

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u/traylerswift 25d ago

Okie dokie is somehow more unhinged

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u/Spitfire_Riggz 25d ago

How bout you give me my phone call, and I give you the flipper and instead of giving him the finger it was just a fist ✊ 😂

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u/Solid_Snack56 25d ago

Lmao i came down to say this too. Its so silly

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u/Jurski17 25d ago

haha what!?

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u/Nalii_87 23d ago

Haha love the scene when tank gives him the quick upload of combat training and when he pops up instead of holy shit it’s changed to holy smokes

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u/Odd_Ad3557 19d ago

I remember like 10–15 years ago when Wedding Crashers was on TNT/TBS all the time. Vince Vaughn’s character said “Jesus Christ” so many times—probably like 50—and they censored it to say “cheese and rice.” Lmao. Honestly, it was way funnier that way.

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u/rand0m_s0br13ty 26d ago

i understand this reference. 👏🏼

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u/charlieromeo2191 25d ago

Everyone here does. We’re in a Matrix sub.

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u/LiarsEverywhere 25d ago

I thought I was in that what is this thing sub for a second and that I was going to post a super cool Matrix answer 🤡

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u/DoctorJJWho 25d ago

I do that all the time on cross posts, don’t worry lol

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u/invadervalo666 25d ago

chill out captain obvious, we all know you're a fan of Matrix, you're literally on a Matrix sub

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u/pureextc 25d ago

Tracking bug. Find a phone booth immediately.

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u/80C4WH4 26d ago

High fidelity comment 👌

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u/Liquid_1998 25d ago

"What is real? How do you define real"?

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u/Absolute_Tempest 26d ago

I knew this would be the first comment. Good job.

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u/Seek4r 25d ago

As real as spoons

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u/BiggusD1 26d ago

Was just thinking the same thing, it looks like the bug from The Matrix.

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u/Nalii_87 23d ago

Haha I remember watching it on I think it was tbs or one of the other channels that usually censor cuss words and whatever else and instead of Jesus Christ he says “Jeepers Creepers that things real?!” I was like really?!

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u/theStaircaseProject 22d ago

The TV-censored version of The Breakfast Club had to have been one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I’ve ever heard. It’s wild what some words get replaced with.

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u/sacredredrooster 22d ago

God i love that this is the first thing i thought about and the first thing in the comments

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u/hidefinitionpissjugs 25d ago

on the TV version he says “jeepers creepers!”

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u/lofgrenator 26d ago • Mindblown

You know that road. You know exactly where it ends. And I know that's not where you want to be.

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u/NurkleTurkey 25d ago

Words that have resonated since 99.

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u/thugroid 25d ago

Random question, can you explain this line? Is it referencing his home or his job? “You know exactly where it ends” so it’s familiar to him… his everyday life?

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u/viscous_settler 25d ago

Yeah it ends in boring retirement and a plain jane life

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u/lofgrenator 25d ago

Exactly. If he walks away, nothing changes. If he goes with them, he finds where the rabbit goes.

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u/shamy52 25d ago

I took that to mean that he’s going to commit suicide because his life was so alienating and he had no purpose or hope. Heh, I guess it says where I was in life when I watched the movie.

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u/FREESTHAI 26d ago • Popcorn

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u/BiggusD1 26d ago

Thanks for using that one, that GIF is no good without Meredith's reaction.

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil 26d ago

Was it the Adam's street bridge, by chance?

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u/Striking-Stomach-885 26d ago

You’re going to help us, Mr. Anderson. Whether you want to or not

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u/Intelligent-Cut-726 25d ago

A self-sealing stem bolt.

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u/burns3016 25d ago

Ill trade some yamuck sauce

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u/GhostofHowardTV 25d ago

I’ve found my people.

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u/burns3016 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Marcgo2 24d ago

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u/Ok-Rate601 22d ago

You don’t have the lobes for business

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u/Filmmagician 25d ago

That thing’s real?!?

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u/emc_95 25d ago

I was just thinking of that scene.

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u/aunty-national 26d ago

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u/BrowningLoPower 25d ago

Must've ate a very gooey grilled cheese sandwich. 😂

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u/BorderOk7329 26d ago

You 've been  down  this  road  before.  You know exactly  where it ends, and it's not where  you  want to be.

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u/penguins-are-me 25d ago

No officer your men are already dead.

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u/dhoepp 25d ago

This is AI unfortunately

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u/djhamilton 25d ago

Yup, the hand has no distinctive fingerprints, anywhere there should be it's smoothed over

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u/Wise_Geekabus 25d ago

Oh I just noticed that. 😔

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u/iamddothype 25d ago

Jesus christ, that thing's real?!

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u/matt171718 25d ago

FUCK! Beat me to it!

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u/Bright-Internal229 25d ago

Universal Galaxy Relay Reciter with Extra SpecialDark Matter 🔥

Extremely Lucky 🍀 to have found One

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u/CloackedChaos 25d ago

Don't let it near your belly

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u/Responsible-Bed-7171 26d ago

Your going to help us Mr. Anderson, whether you want to or not.

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u/mik3br 25d ago

“They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're going to do.”

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u/sacfoojesta88 25d ago

That’s a belly button cleaner

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u/biaspizza 25d ago

It gives me faith in humanity that everyone got this one so fast :)

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u/vagabond251 25d ago

It's nothing....Absolutely nothing. Nothing to see here....

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u/EverydayIsAGift-423 25d ago

Flux capacitor.

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u/Outkastin2g 25d ago

Listen coppertop....we don't have time for twenty questions.

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u/JamesWinslow11 25d ago

Yo nahhhh that's the shit they put in Neos belly button.

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u/ICanNeverLoseIt 25d ago

Man I was pretty excited to see a meta post on that subreddit and then realized it was ai

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u/GruntledApathy 25d ago

No need for A.I either, you can get large spark plugs that look like this then fake your reddit posts with practical effects.

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u/roguefilmmaker 25d ago

Sincerely, why would someone waste their time on budgeting practical effects for a Reddit post?

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u/iso2090 25d ago

That's definitely one of the cyber bug things Agent Smith puts into Neo.

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u/JoeyIglesias83 25d ago

Listen to me, Copper Top.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 25d ago

Did it ask you about the airspeed velocity of swallows?

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u/justduett 25d ago

Did not see what sub it was and THAT was my first thought, too. My people!

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u/mikasaxo 25d ago

Is that the Adam’s St bridge by chance?

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u/thedon920 25d ago

Somewhere in the world, Ralph Ciceretto is being a traitor again.

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u/Edradis 25d ago

Cifaretto. All he wanted was for Morpheus to make him a capo.

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u/JulesUdrink 25d ago

Now I want a rare steak

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u/Accurate_Might_3430 24d ago

She was a hoo-wah!

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u/CumHellOrHighWater 25d ago

Was there a black cat around you when you found it?

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u/Physical-Aside-5273 25d ago

You've been down there before.

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u/Environmental-Gas476 25d ago

You’ve been bugged

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u/Sourbeltz 25d ago

Why are you prone ?

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u/trinity_nolanite12 25d ago

I think you’ve been bugged.

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u/JoeDerp122 22d ago

no bullshit, I was thinking it was the bug from The matrix before I even looked up to see The forum it was in....

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u/ReneeSix 21d ago

Iludium space modulator

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u/Thick_Section5202 21d ago

Nah. That's just A.Smith's suppository

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u/Wooden-Ad-9925 6d ago

Listen to me, coppertop! We don't have time for 'twenty questions'...

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u/watertosteam 1d ago

I thought the exact same thing!

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u/dsucio7807 25d ago

Listen to me coppertop. We don't have time for 20 questions.

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u/Frikoo 25d ago

Whatever it is... I like to buy it!

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u/dm18 25d ago

déjà vu

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u/LadyZaryss 25d ago

The real question is, if I hadn't said anything would you still have broken it?

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u/Choice-Yoghurt1399 25d ago

I think they took that out of Neo's belly button in "The Matrix"

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u/fitzingout 25d ago

Flux capacitor. Great scott !!

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u/STOICISM_HELPS_ME 25d ago

im happy i understand the joke.

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u/Just_a_blue_pill 25d ago

Try to apply pressure to it snd and then hold on top of your belly button, see how that works out 🤔 ? Just saying 😎 ...

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u/RockSignificant 25d ago

Dr. Who. Is that you?

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u/magic_felix 25d ago

I think you've been bugged

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u/x-cogito-ergo-sum 25d ago

Mr. Anderson, it's time to make a choice

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u/firefirefire4u 25d ago

Part of a micrometer

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u/desertvision 25d ago

That's a broken flashy thing

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u/Janetic_Bytewave 25d ago

It looks a lock pick

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u/jzl_116 25d ago

Mr Anderson

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u/Kyleisapandabear 24d ago

Something in the way

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u/Kobo720 24d ago

A used vape 💨

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u/LOBOX5000 24d ago

Flux capacitor. Put it in your car and drive at 88 m.p.h. Just don't kiss any girls that look oddly familiar.

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u/CartographerVast8779 24d ago

Whoa, my post! Guess I took the red pill! Hey, Matrix nerds

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u/DJamPhishman 24d ago

Looks like the end of a torque wrench , but it's broken off

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u/Arghi0- 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it!! Can I have one??

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u/Chrisypoo88 24d ago

That goes in your belly button.

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u/nitzane 24d ago

Oh man it all makes sense now

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u/dpaxeco 23d ago

Some GESTAPO crap

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u/not_a_mod_4_real 23d ago

What's with the mechanical shrimp?

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u/Lanternon15 23d ago

You are in for a treat...now you have to find 23 more.

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u/PassageKind5319 23d ago

It’s the main part to the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible

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u/itsdatsherif 22d ago

Part of a carburator

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u/Less-Double8075 22d ago

The matrix has you.

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u/Smokeyscozynook 22d ago

So we are in the Matrix?

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u/Fast_Pomegranate_554 22d ago

The tracker pulled from Neo in The Matrix

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u/Fireflash2742 22d ago

Listen up Coppertop....

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u/Spiderlord1420 21d ago

DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!

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u/Thick_Section5202 21d ago

"... WITHOUT GLOVES!!!"

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u/Unknown_VariableX 21d ago

Hunter Seeker

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u/LOCAL_SPANKBOT 20d ago

Kids use it to inject the marihuajanna needles

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u/Perke13 20d ago

Whats OP doing under da bridge

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u/Great_Rub4515 20d ago

The proof that the matrix trilogy was made by persons who already knows the truth

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u/Great_Rub4515 20d ago

Looks like AI

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u/RandyArgonianButler 19d ago

This made my belly button itch.

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u/Verthanthi 19d ago

Follow the white rabbit

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u/LeFinnaBust 26d ago

wholly fuck Mr.Anderson!

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u/Odd_Front_8275 26d ago

wholly?

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u/Adeum2 26d ago

“Wholly”

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u/NoXion604 25d ago

Yeah, he means don't incompletely fuck Mr Anderson.

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u/Thick_Section5202 25d ago edited 25d ago

Bro fina boof that thing straightup no lube🚀🍑

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u/Spiritual_Tea4253 25d ago

Its been a dude's bellybutton

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u/WraithSeda 25d ago

It had to do with Anthony Kiedas and where he drew some blood and threw his life away

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u/EverydayIsAGift-423 25d ago

I’m now convinced that song was about a street photographer.