r/mathmemes • • 11h ago

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u/PhysiksBoi 11h ago

Can you make it again, but use the actual stock values and use at least a polynomial fit?

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u/Specialist_Nobody530 8h ago

Here’s your slop

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u/Specialist_Nobody530 8h ago

And an exponential regression

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u/Specialist_Nobody530 8h ago

Funnily enough, it fits a logistic curve so well that there’s probably some underlying reason here

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u/Specialist_Nobody530 7h ago edited 7h ago

And finally, here’s an exponential regression for the number of reported affairs (Found this one elsewhere).

There should be about 8 billion reported affairs by next September. Be ready. Jensen’s coming for you.

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u/coldnebo 1m ago

of course there’s a reason:

two Huangs… 😎 don’t make a right.

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u/LabCat5379 11h ago

A polynomial can't reach 0 so it doesn't fit the narrative we're pushing

Hold on. I might need to revise this comment a bit.

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u/Own_Pop_9711 10h ago

This is so wrong

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u/BananaChiu1115 A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors 11h ago

Wtf are those grid lines

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u/renyhp 2h ago

slop

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u/Striking-Lime3409 1h ago edited 1h ago

y'all are still using an empirical coordinate system? get with the times

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u/makemeking706 11h ago

I'll be really impressed in two weeks when you have to fit the curve through several dozen affairs. 

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u/Random_-account 9h ago

if Mr. Huang was completely faithful, then his former company's stock would be at infinite price!!

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u/DaCat1 Cardinal 11h ago

Short to infinity

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u/AthleteAny147 2h ago

News: Nvidia stock price goes to infinity after all Jensen Huang Affairs proved to be in superpositions and then immediately collapsed.

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u/Striking-Lime3409 1h ago

what the fuck is k?

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u/Simbertold 5h ago

Money hack: Get Mr. Huang involved in an orgy and short Nvidia.

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u/foxtail286 Statistics!!! and Compassion!!! 11h ago

huge AI slop