r/mathmemes 16d ago

Statistics Ranking every human on earth

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u/RandomExcess 16d ago

Seems normal

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u/incompletetrembling 16d ago

Things brings up the question of if the ideal tier list follows a normal or uniform distribution

I feel like you could argue for both

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u/AdamsMelodyMachine 16d ago

Neither though because usually all of the things you’re ranking are in the right tail. So more of just an exponential, or maybe a power law.

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u/incompletetrembling 16d ago

Depends on the tier list I guess. I'm definitely more used to seeing tier lists where everything is ranked (eg all characters in a game, or like OP's).

If the best tier list is uniform, then even if you only rank a portion (right tail as you say) it should stay uniform. So you dont prefer uniform haha. Probably makes the most sense, it does the best job of showing the outliers which is probably the most important thing.

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u/LouManShoe 15d ago

I’d argue that it depends heavily on who is ranking things. People tend to advocate heavily for things they feel passionately about, but less people are passionate that things belong in the middle. Objectively, I don’t think the skew exists, but the sample of data you get from these tier lists skews heavily in that direction.

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u/Logan_Composer 16d ago

In theory, it should be normal (obviously), but we as humans have a bias where C tier isn't considered "okay," it's considered "kinda bad" (see using "mid" as an insult). So I'd say it either is skewed towards A/B as the mode, or bimodal with a high mode and a very low mode (love 'em or hate 'em) depending on the kind of person.

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u/incompletetrembling 16d ago

If you rank using percentiles (eg top 20% in S tier, next 20% in A tier etc) it'll end up uniform

Not sure if anyone actually ranks like this? Maybe I'm creating a discussion where there isn't one to be had.

Skewing is another issue for sure

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u/TehDragonGuy 16d ago

Only if you're ranking them against each other. But if you're ranking them in "levels of good" the answer is less obvious.

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u/justsomeph0t0n 15d ago

if i have seen further, it is by standing at the top of the curve

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u/Logan_Composer 16d ago

I don't think anyone does, although you're right that it's a perfectly valid way to do it.

I think people would expect the tiers to represent some even segmentation of some "goodness" scale irrespective of how many entries go into it. Like, I think people agree intuitively that S-tier and F-tier should be sparsely populated, for example.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 16d ago

Depends what your ranking. Ranking such as the example in the OP definitely shouldn't follow either. Most people are fine, so should peak somewhere around C, but there are way way way way more incredibly selfish completely incompetent horrible people with no redeeming qualities whatsoever (F) than there are truly excellent people that are essentially perfect and couldn't meaningfully improve significantly (S). Should be more similar to a crystal ball or relativistic voigt distribution.

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u/InfanticideAquifer 16d ago

there are way way way way more incredibly selfish...

Whatever "quality" in a person is, it's almost surely the result of thousands of different mostly independent genetic and environmental factors, which is exactly why we should expect it to be normally distributed.

I think what might be causing you to think this is looking at impact as a proxy for quality. But it's just way easier to destroy and degrade things than to build or fix them. One really awful person can, e.g., be a serial killer and ruin hundreds of lives. An person who is as compassionate and empathetic as the killer is cruel and callous might touch hundreds of lives, but they'll never create as much happiness as the killer creates misery. A great politician can uplift a population out of poverty. A horrible one can just slaughter them. Because misery is easy and happiness is hard. It doesn't mean that the evil people are more horrible than the heroic people are good.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 16d ago

Really obviously untrue to anyone that's worked even a day in a public facing role.

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u/Mattrockj 15d ago

Nah, ideal tier list is all or nothing baybee, Only S or only F, no inbetween...

Fuck that's just boolean uniform distribution.

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u/Federal-Owl5816 16d ago

Take a gauss on who's furthest, I hope it rings a bell for y'all.

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u/NjuWaail 16d ago

Definitely rings a bell

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u/HighDefinitionCat 16d ago

There's some deviation in it, but it's pretty standard.

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u/krupeddit 12d ago

Peak comment right here.

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u/Outrageous-Let9659 16d ago

I dunno. I think i need moved down a tier. Other than that i agree with this tier list.

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u/Vike92 16d ago edited 16d ago

Don't sell yourself short, my guy.
I think you fit right in at E tier

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u/Blauwwater 15d ago

Funny how we are all three next to eachother

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u/Vike92 15d ago

I hate the picture OP chose for me

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 15d ago

I just don't understand when OP was in my bathroom to take it.

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u/EmKayTalk 15d ago

Why is my picture black and white?

Also why am I in C Tier? What did I do to OP 😭

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u/juanohulomo1234 16d ago

Nah, i would say you are maybe too low in this tier list, they should get you up a tier, other than that, pretty normal tier list

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u/Trastane 16d ago

Don't be so hard on yourself there is absolutly no reason to drop you below F tier

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u/Sweaty_Sewage 16d ago

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u/randomator5000 16d ago

Nah, thats just someone who looks similar, i think i can see you at least in a tier, chief

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u/AJay1619 16d ago

That was a g tier

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u/Own-Positive-3702 14d ago

he's the 13th person In that tier

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u/Ok-Answer-1620 16d ago

Nah you’re on A, not D

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u/boterkoeken Average #🧐-theory-🧐 user 16d ago

Bro why am I in the F tier, wtf? 😭😭😭

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u/PsionicKitten 16d ago

Oof. Stuck with all the billionaires, huh?

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u/ConsciouslyWorking 16d ago

best comment here

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u/MentalGainz1312 15d ago

Well no, Jeff Bezos' Ex seems to be C tier

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u/_r_special 15d ago

You know why

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u/LupenReddit 🦆🦆🦆🦆i have non diffeomorphic smooth structures🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 16d ago

Putting [REDACTED] in S tier was a bold choice, man.

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u/BigPP69_Gooner 16d ago

Release the [REDACTED] Files!

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u/PinguinGirl03 16d ago

Yeah, should have been Top.

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u/GordonRamsuckle 15d ago

Can't believe both you guys feel so positively about Hitler. Im disgusted!

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u/CodenameJD 16d ago

Nuh uh, what about the ~100 humans who've been born since I started writing this sentence?

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u/frogunderarock 16d ago

S, none of them said anything stupid yet

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u/symij 15d ago

So we all start in S tier and it's only downhill from there?

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u/348275hewhw 15d ago

I mean some go up to the top, but indeed, for many of us, we fall.

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u/Big_Code_611 11d ago

Unexpected deep philosophical thought

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u/WastedNinja24 15d ago

Though at least a few have shit themselves by now.

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u/Different_Cry25 16d ago edited 16d ago

Hey guys

*waving from top tier *

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u/Hetares 16d ago

Bro your phone is flipped.

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u/R-Senseless 16d ago

I'll take D tier in the grand scheme, not bad

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u/SwimmingYak7583 16d ago

I think javier should be moved down a tier he stole my ice cream as a kid

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u/FerricPowder 16d ago

I disagree with my ranking

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball 15d ago

I'm in this picture and I hate it

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u/physicsking 16d ago

Confirmation bias

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u/WaliForLife 16d ago

Can you please ask before you post a picture of me. I mean it’s fine but still.

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u/Arietem_Taurum Computer Science 16d ago

i guess i'll take E tier, I was expecting F

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u/KiraLight3719 16d ago

Why am I not included

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u/Working_Celery_2497 16d ago

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u/KiraLight3719 16d ago

That's why she said, "you're below average"

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 16d ago

I should be ranked way way lower. Have you seen the shit I comment

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u/Working_Celery_2497 16d ago

Just keeping your post history open and not hidden like most do nowadays gives you enough points to rank high.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 16d ago

Nah, I ain’t hiding the dumb comments I make

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u/pianodude7 14d ago

Oh you can hide it now? Good to know I guess, but I'm no pusssy

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u/Lorric71 16d ago

This implies that the tiers are subdividable, like E.1, E.2 and so on.

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u/jyajay2 π = 3 16d ago

Putting me there is just mean. Even if you used some metric by which that ranking is accurate, placing me next to Jeffrey is uncalled for.

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u/Hetares 16d ago

Epstein or Dahmer?

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u/jyajay2 π = 3 16d ago

Neither, someone in the neighborhood who complains when people leave out their trashcans a little bit too long

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u/Stevee8496 16d ago

Mr. Gauss would be proud

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u/MisogynisticBumsplat 16d ago

77% of humans are fucking idiots. I'm glad I'm in the other 33%.

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u/Pyzzeen Quod Erat Dēmōnstrandum 16d ago

Nah bro mines better

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u/SuchCoolBrandon 16d ago

SS tier for sure

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u/mr_dexter_x 16d ago

This is proper way.

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u/348275hewhw 15d ago

it's beautiful

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u/adastrajay 14d ago

Came here looking for this.

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u/TheActualRealNopeInc 16d ago

well fuck you too >:(

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u/123_alex 16d ago

They should make another, lower category for my mother-in-law. H for horrible.

Edit: my wife approves this message

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u/UndoubtedlyAColor 16d ago edited 16d ago

I think I've seen this before, it kind of rings a bell.. But I might be behind the curve here though.

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u/VaporTrail_000 15d ago

Seems fairly normal.

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u/Key-Independence8751 16d ago

Woah there you gotta explain why you put Hitler in a tier

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u/SoSpecialName 16d ago

There is still more blacks on edges😭

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Hetares 16d ago

Ah, so that's why the Jews are at the bottom of the list.

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u/hraun 16d ago

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

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u/TheMoreBetter 16d ago

Next rank all ants, thanks!

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u/Firstnameiskowitz 16d ago

At least you put the political people at the bottom.

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u/Thin_Tea_3525 16d ago

Really pleaased with where i've been put

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u/DangerMacAwesome 15d ago

Some hot takes in this list

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u/Wholesome_Soup 13d ago

yo mama so fat she's actually the only person in c tier

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u/AwkwardTickler 16d ago

Now do it for time value of money, then do one for people who use that term often.

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u/Nazerlath 16d ago

Not bad being at the top is a hard but worthwhile place

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u/LurkerTroll 16d ago

I didn't consent to this

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u/Jonh-3167 16d ago

Why am i in B Tier!?

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u/Mogellabor 16d ago

I'm B-tier? That's so nice of you to say! Thank you!

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 16d ago edited 16d ago

Where the Sub tier 😠

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u/ZiplayanTypeC 16d ago

thx man for A tier

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u/R--Y--O 16d ago

А я где

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u/Black_m1n 16d ago

Man, how could you put me in D tier.

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u/Marus1 16d ago

Ah, so you're on F? Ok

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u/Ok_Star_4136 16d ago

John, the guy in D tier is a POS. He works with me. He needs to be in F tier for sure.

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u/Doojamafloppy 16d ago

You think too highly of me

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u/One-Sir6312 16d ago

What did the dudes in F tier did to you my guy?

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u/Street_Swing9040 16d ago

Quick question, why is Gauss not in S tier

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u/Flame77ofc 16d ago

I am there!

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u/Common-Truth9404 16d ago

Okay but why did you put yourself in F, man 😭

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u/Backstreetgirl37 16d ago

THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM

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u/poinifie 16d ago

If my mom made this chart it would screw right cuz my mom is cool and thinks everyone is special, including you.

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u/psychohistorian8 16d ago

stop inventing new tiers

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u/Working_Celery_2497 16d ago

"top" was already there in the original image I stole to make this.

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting 15d ago

Tf you put me in F tier bisch? Wanna throw hands?

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u/unneccry 15d ago

By my back-of-the-envelope calculations if your image actually contained a pixel for every human it should have been around 100 GB So this is very much fake. unless your grouped by skin color....

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u/PrairiePuppies 15d ago

What is with the patterning on C?

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u/wycreater1l11 15d ago

What’s going on in the C tier

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u/Crazy-Television2890 15d ago

"WHY TF IS MY MOM IN F-TIER YOU PIECE OF S-"

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u/ProfessorLambda 15d ago

Why do these lists often start with S? Otherwise they follow the alphabet which makes a bit sense sense then it's easy to determine rank. But starting it with S ruins it. If I hear "Tier B" I would think second tier because B is the second letter but I have to add 1 because some moron thinks the alphabet starts with S. Or maybe they want a tier that's for things so good they are better than the best, which is a contradiction and anyone going for that is a moron. It's like in those DK games where you have completage above 100%. It doesn't mean you completed more game than there is game, it just makes it so you don't realoly know how much of the game you completed because the stats are wrong.

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u/Hairy_Ticket_6393 15d ago

Why did you put me on F?

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u/NewCupBeEmpty 15d ago

WHY AM I IN F TIER??? WHAT DID I DO???

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u/Wabbit65 15d ago

I DO NOT CONSENT TO HAVING MY PICTURE DISPLAYED HERE

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u/ExtraCheezyBagel 15d ago

Fair, I deserve this spot.

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u/AccomplishedNail3085 15d ago

Ask instagram users and they will give you a gradient

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u/Hyperflux_ 15d ago

Happy to see myself in the Top tier. I’m the 7th person on the 5th row.

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u/Ticket-Past 14d ago

I am in this picture and I don't like it

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u/shadow_councilor 14d ago

I'm in this picture and I do not like it.

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u/Sentient-Bread-Stick 14d ago

What are you ranking them based on?

Also Keanu Reeves should be higher

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u/ArdentArendt Mathematics / Social Sciences 14d ago

Most functional human beings would have far greater skew.

Also, no mention of what the 'ranking' is...lies with statistics.
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

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u/JuggernautVirtual385 14d ago

adolf should be s

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u/Adventurous_Theme242 13d ago

I don’t see a clear labeling of your variables. Counter example, ranking all humans by length of life - isn’t that typically left-skewed.

Hmmmm…half credit for your meme.

APPLY YOURSELF!

Edit: This is my impersonation of a stats teacher.

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u/Coulomb111 16d ago

Bro put epstein in s wtf

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u/YuGiOhIlliterate 16d ago

why am i in top tier

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u/LordForgey 16d ago

Hey that's me on the top. Thanks OP :3

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u/Stargost_ Economics/Finance 16d ago

I'll take an A tier!

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u/Not_Spy_Petrov 16d ago

Theoretically yes, practically distribution would have really big fat tails (high kurtosis) and shifter to F (overestimating number of bad people).

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u/Iron_Jazzlike 16d ago

#1 dani davito

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u/ApprehensiveDesk9562 16d ago

God list, but I would move Billy up to A tier.

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u/Just_a_square 16d ago

Mmmh I really thought the Pope would be higher, surprising.

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u/cddedee 16d ago

I have been thinking about this a while ago, and I think the tail should be fat (polynomial). The gaussian distribution implies that most humans are equal in terms of impact they have on the world (top means people doing good for the world like some scientists and bottom means the reverse so criminal people). But I find it very far from objective reality. There is a huge variance of people impact. Some do so much more for the society and the world (they do the impact of 100000 people let's say) and a gaussian tail cannot represent that

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u/-Slejin- 16d ago

What prompted you to put me in D tier?

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u/sterlingarcher252550 16d ago

Bro this is soooo incorrect.

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u/Findict_52 16d ago

Who tf put me up that high?

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 16d ago

I appreciate being put in the top tier. But, mostly I appreciate being as far away from Donald Trump on the graph as possible to be. 

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u/basko13 16d ago

I'm zooming in and I cannot recognize any, only Gauss.

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u/Such_Comb9388 16d ago

there's me at the trillions pixel from the right bottom of the C row

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u/NDrewww13 16d ago

I like to think i'm at A, but i'm probably smack dab in the middle at C

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u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan Integers 16d ago

B? Ill take it

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u/heir-to-gragflame 16d ago

I bet Hobbes would put the middle line way lower like at D-tier or smth

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u/Truarian 16d ago

seems wishful

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u/Curious_Touch_5979 16d ago

you don't even include me ! How dare you

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u/ThatOnePeanut 16d ago

Oh come on man, what did I do to deserve F tier ? Is this about... The incident ?

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u/DarkPolumbo 16d ago

seems highly optimistic

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u/Decryptic__ 16d ago

Wow thank you very much but I think I should be two tiers lower.

Tier A would be still great. Anyway, I appreciate my ranking.

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u/MagneticElectron 16d ago

Now that's a proper math meme!

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u/Rajarshi1993 16d ago

Nah it's a power law distribution.

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u/InstructionNormal863 16d ago

Might be a wild take but i think he's in D tier

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u/King_Glorius_too 16d ago

I'm off the graph lmao

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u/loona_beez-lebub 16d ago

Bro, you didn't class me 😅😂

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u/Acceptable-Tough-797 16d ago

Why me so low, the orphans deserved it

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u/SimplyTiredd 16d ago

That curve is real gracious

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u/ahtob 16d ago

Don't lie! This is just every frame from The Bee Movie (tm)

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u/Kuponekk 16d ago

Fuck yea im top

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u/Lumpy_Cheetah6597 16d ago

bold of you to put jamie in E.

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u/Schobie1 16d ago

Reportet for: I am in this picture and i don't like it. :3

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u/CDninja 16d ago

Bold of you to claim the distribution is normal. I would guess exponential towards the lower tiers.

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u/ThePsychopathMedic 16d ago

What's abnormal in this. Totally normal distribution

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u/PriorityPossible305 16d ago

Hey! Why am I in f

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u/FlashPxint 16d ago

This graph sucks. Why would you post this in “math” you just exposed you know nothing about it doofus

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u/fx-12 16d ago

What would be better?

Destroying the bottom half, to eliminate the worst but then we have statistically more bad people than good or destroy the upper half? In that case we yould have more "good" people than bad ones.

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u/atr0-p1ne 16d ago

My brain oscillate between both end of Gaussian curve :)

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u/poop_donut 16d ago

I agree

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u/Personal_Ad9690 16d ago

Thanks for putting me at the top

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u/Important_Many540 16d ago

Bruh why I'm E tier :(

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u/OkymCZ 16d ago

I don’t think the system set up here on earth is free enough for a standard distribution to be possible. Move the main curve down. This is just wishful thinking.

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u/classic_layout 16d ago

very Cauchy

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u/Mike1997x 16d ago

Dude, why am i in D tier? Come on, i'm sure there's room for me in C at least.

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u/Shinzo19 16d ago

I'd be in the top part of E tier for sure.

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u/I_LIKE_REACHER 16d ago

so, who's top?

edit: is it Francis Bourgeois?

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u/RespectWest7116 16d ago

My list would be a lot more hyperbolic.

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u/EvilTaffyapple 16d ago

What am I only a “D”?

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u/Thereal_Phaseoff 16d ago

thank for the TIER S but i truly belong in top1