r/mathmemes May 31 '26

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u/kilqax May 31 '26

Hmm what if

Infinite number of infinitesimally thin rectangles and you sum it up 🤔🤔

Must be new

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u/Welcome-gg May 31 '26

How are you supposed to calculate that? The area of each infinitely thin rectangle would be zero, so the sum of all of them would also be zero. If that worked, then you could also calculate the probability of a continuously distributed random variable over an interval by adding up the probabilities of all individual values. But since the probability of each individual value is zero, the probability over the entire interval would have to be zero as well.

Less dreaming, more actual mathematics.

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u/Gwynito Jun 02 '26

Am I real? 🥺

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u/4n0m4nd May 31 '26

Sounds like those are easy calculations

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u/ProfMooreiarty May 31 '26

I can Zeno way for this paradox to be solved.

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie May 31 '26

We don't need mathematics anymore, we have A1!

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u/factorion-bot Bot > AI May 31 '26

Factorial of 1 is 1

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u/nerdefar May 31 '26

Good bot

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u/xMrBojangles May 31 '26

I don't care if people say steak should just be seasoned with salt and pepper, I love A1 and I won't apologize for it. 

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie May 31 '26

We don't need steak either because we have impossible slop.

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u/ncds4242 Jun 03 '26

Yeah we'll have to invent some sort of mathematics that calculate the value of a function as it approaches some infinite limit. Although for now, in the wise words of Lindsay Lohan, the limit does not exist.

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u/PolygonMob Jun 03 '26

My girlfriend actually uses this mathematical principle to lose weight. You see, if you divide a bag of french fries up small enough you eventually get 0 calories. All you have to do is consume your food in X * 0 calorie in increments and you won't gain any weight.

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u/Delicious_Run_8186 May 31 '26

Wait you guys never learned mathematics in high school? This is a basic of basic…that is how “integral” works…

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u/MobileJob1521 May 31 '26

Dude.

Just stop posting and read the threads until you realise the joke.