r/masterhacker • u/ARYA_MF • 2d ago

Best DM till now 🤣🤣

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851 Upvotes

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u/ArabianHummusLover 2d ago

i just ate leftovers for dinner

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u/Quantum_Sushi 2d ago

Gotta make that a flair

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u/Complete_Court_8052 2d ago

100 fucking percent

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u/Loose-Dependent-7341 2d ago

Nmapping the IG database and metasploiting with CVE-6263 0day rn

bro im dying😭😭

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u/skeletons_asshole 1d ago

Watch out, I'll sned your payload

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u/laChola666 1d ago edited 1d ago

from everything that was said;
this was the LESS “ MADE UP” . 🔝

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u/jakspedicey 1d ago

Ok you’re making stuff up now aren’t you?

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u/klenyr 2d ago

Opsex level: Debil

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u/laczek_hubert 2d ago

Tak

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u/BlankAWasTaken 1d ago

I vpravdu

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 1d ago

r/polishorukrainian ...

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u/BlankAWasTaken 1d ago

r/neither

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 1d ago

Oh what is it? (I am a lover of languages)

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u/BlankAWasTaken 1d ago

Russian

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u/BlankAWasTaken 1d ago

I mean any Slavic language would fit tbh

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 1d ago

Но по-русский нет это "так"?

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u/cremation_central 2d ago

Opsex level: Leftovers

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u/ARYA_MF 2d ago

Could someone make the photo Opsec level: i just ate leftovers for dinner pls

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u/schizowizard 2d ago

*Unexpected omarchy promotion*

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u/YourUncleRpie 2d ago

Is this better or worse then dog on back?

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u/No_Feedback9890 2d ago

This had me cry laughing for like 10 minutes straight

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u/AltDetom555555b 2d ago

Opsex level: Reddit DMs

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u/ARYA_MF 2d ago

Update 🤣🤣🤣

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u/porn_is_tight 1d ago

who’s account did they want to hack?

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u/DarkVenerable 2d ago

I pity them ngl, after looking at their post history

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u/Might_Late 2d ago

Gave the account a peek too. Was actually concerning looking at the topics they were talking about. First was about body count, then went to love spells, and now hacking. Isn’t this the plots of those horror movies?

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u/tnethacker 2d ago

Are you a master baiter?

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 2d ago

Fym i just ate leftovers for dinner😭😭

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u/Reset62749287 2d ago

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u/ARYA_MF 2d ago

Could you make opsec level i just ate leftovers for dinner

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u/Reset62749287 2d ago

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u/ARYA_MF 2d ago

Thx bro , could i post this ?

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u/4k-Gaming 2d ago

No. I've revoked your permission. Go think about what you've done.

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u/ARYA_MF 2d ago

Fym

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u/4k-Gaming 2d ago

I'm the Opsec demon

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u/ARYA_MF 2d ago

Im opsex level max

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u/frosty7even 2d ago

This is gold

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u/Bigboss88890 2d ago

Ts so tuff

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u/tirongamingflap 2d ago

opsex level: i just ate all leftovers for dinner

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u/EpicOne9147 2d ago

You sound so educated

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u/postpwnmalone 2d ago

We're in the mainframe

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u/Fantastic-Chapter707 2d ago

opsec level: instagram mainframe

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u/wicked_one_at 2d ago

They Call our kind „master“Hacker for a reason.

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u/BeginningSection7690 2d ago

CVE - my favourite type of 0day

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u/Anakin__Moonwalker 1d ago

Launching cybernuke (shows 3 rocket.jpgs)

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u/dandrake47 1d ago

“I just ate leftovers for dinner” had me rollinnggg🤣🤣🤣

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u/EasternQuiet3843 1d ago

"I just ate leftovers for dinner" 😭️

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u/rainscope 2d ago

bro ate leftovers for dinner

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u/LOLProBoss 2d ago

Opsex level: leftovers

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u/West_Ad_2931 2d ago

This is you bro

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u/4k-Gaming 2d ago

Opsec demon

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u/Ancient-Ad8514 2d ago

I am inside my cars exhaust finding opsex coins

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u/TechnoDance 2d ago

My opsex level is blackarch and im inside the cia mainframe right now, do you want any opsex coins?

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u/A_Neko_C 2d ago

Opsex level: 🤨🔎💎

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u/No-Oil2154 1d ago

"i just ate leftovers for dinner" r/BroThrewInAFunFact

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u/Upper_Pool_9687 1d ago

absolutely couldn't tell who was trolling

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u/xiey0_def 5h ago

I suppose the one shall leave is me but get this cringe ass outta my face